a cop pulls a biker over for speeding. He starts giving him a hard time about having long hair and he says "you probably dont even have a job" The biker says "Yeah I have a job. I am a rectum streacher. People call me up and want to get streached and I start out with one finger then 2 and I just keep working it till its 6 feet across." "What is someone going to do with a 6 foot a**hole?" " Usually we give them a radar gun and put them on the side of the road."
Friendship between Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew about it.
Friendship between Men: A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. All ten confirmed that he had slept over, in fact, two claimed he was still there.
