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<title>Doves an Eagles need your Prayers guys</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=118621</link>
<pubDate>31-MAR-09</pubDate>
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It seem's that Maneater/Manny's husband Steve needs your PRAYERS. He suffered a heart attack on Sunday and goes in for quad bypass on Wednesday/tomorrow. Not sure how many of the old gang are here bout's on BK, but thought you'd want to know as well as I'm sure most of us on BON know.
Please keep him in your prayers for a speedy recovery!!!!
THANKS~
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<title>A message to the 'gang'</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=115521</link>
<pubDate>30-OCT-08</pubDate>
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Hey all you Eagles n Doves of long ago here on BK, I have a message for you and anyone else who knows this beautiful woman:  ;)


She's doing great and would love to hear from ya. So if your over that way, drop her (and hey, me too) a line or three....give us a shout!
TTYL
HUGZ from chilly N. FL
Bran/Suz~;)
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<title>Travelin gal....I'm goin fer a ride Ya'll....</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=114801</link>
<pubDate>08-OCT-08</pubDate>
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A good friend/biker bud and I are going up to Easly S. C. right near Greenville tomorrow morning to visit some biker friends (till Sat) who've just moved there. I'M SO LOVIN THIS I JUST CAN'T TELL YA........
Taking all ma gear and gonna ride. We're going up in the vehilce, but there are bikes waiting. NOPE, I won't be operatin one on my one. BUT, I will seek some practice while there....
HUGZ and let cha'll know when I get back..............
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<title>Free as a bird, for now......</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=113721</link>
<pubDate>31-AUG-08</pubDate>
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Well this is not the first time in my life this has happened to me and I'm doubtful it'll be the last!!!!!!!!! I was given 'walking papers' on Friday from my job. I loved my job, however, within the last year, my health has suffered at the hands of some of this mess. It was something I saw coming and I had worked really hard to 'rectify' the issues/problems they saw occuring in my position. However, it became a Nazi like atmosphere and everyone was being &quot;watched&quot;....suffice it to say, I've slept better in these last two nights, felt better and I KNOW at least two of the med's I'm on will soon go away and no longer be needed. By the time I got home Friday, I had already been alerted to 3 jobs and now have been told about three others. Three of which are overseas. I am VERY interested in those for sure.....
Re-vamping my resume and I have a VERY positive outlook on this. Have several friends and co-workers looking out for me, have already put in for unemployment as well. 
Just want to see about doing something completely different.
And just needed to vent a little bit. 
Will have PLENTY of time to fully engage on working on my house full bore...........

THANKS for lettin me vent and I'll be talkin ta ya later on........
I BE FREE!!!!!! I BE FREE!!!!!!!!!
LMAO  LMAO LMAO
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<title>Youngest son is getting out of service</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=112681</link>
<pubDate>23-JUL-08</pubDate>
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He's made his own decision on this. Listened to all who gave options, opinions and sage advice and he will be home this weekend.
Although I am not happy, what with the economy and all in the world, I will and do respect his final decision on this matter.
I am 'so very proud' of him and his accomplishments while he was in. He's been overseas twice, seen a bit of the world and has truly grown as a human being. All eval's 4.0, and he is damned good at what he does. He's really 'gained' a lot of knowledge and discpline to boot. Become a better man, a man his dad would have been so very proud of had he lived to see all this.A man I AM very proud to know I raised right!
Well, just wanted to share with ma BK familia here....know some of ya are also with me @BON as well. I just haven't really gotten into those blogs yet....

THANKS for lettin me share and keep in touch and I'll TTYL...K?

HUGZ to ALL
Suz/Bran~;)
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<title>In the &quot;90's&quot; here already</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=109621</link>
<pubDate>06-JUN-08</pubDate>
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OOOWWWEEE   here we go, this weekend alone it'll be in the low to mid 90's and so beautiful. I am in the HOPES of getting some GOOD RIDIN in 'and' some GOOD SUNSHINE as well.....Need that Vit &quot;D&quot; ya know...heheheee LMAO  LMAO

(still can't get BK on home sys. Still looking into it but if I can't ya'll have a GREAT FUN FILLED WEEKEND!!!!!

HUGZ
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<title>Gosh not sure what happened here to me</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=109081</link>
<pubDate>28-MAY-08</pubDate>
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I no longer can get my BK 'at home'!!!!   DAMMNNNIIITTT  and I'm just not sure what theheck happened. SO, I can only (for nwo) check it here at work.....WWWAAAAHHHHHH  I will continue to try and figure out what happened with the sys at home. 
OH MY MY MY....LOL's LMAO
I still do fine with getting the BON and all that is OK.....
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<title>My Memorial day surprise!!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=108761</link>
<pubDate>24-MAY-08</pubDate>
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My youngest son, Adam just now called home to tell me he found out (while they were out to sea) that he made 2nd class. He is one of only 62 in the Navy to make 2nd in his rate! I AM THE PROUDEST MOMMA RIGHT NOW.....I have his Dad'a 2nd class chevrons to pass on to him and he can wear them proudly!!!
I just wanted to share this with my BK familia....
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<title>Most 'functional' English word,,OH MY</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=107740</link>
<pubDate>13-MAY-08</pubDate>
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ENJOY, I know I did...LMAO LMAO 

 
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

HOPE THIS  MAKES YOU SMILE AS IT 'IS' THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD.... 
Well, it's shit! That's right, shit! 
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. 

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, 
and tell others to eat shit. 

Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference 
between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits.  There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. 
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.   

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. 
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. 

Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, 
and some days are just plain shitty. 
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. 

You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. 

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. 
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose. 

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. 
And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!! 
You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit! 
Well, Shit, it's time for me to go.  Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit.  But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head........... 
Well, Shit Happens!!!
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<title>Have ? about old medicinal items?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=107041</link>
<pubDate>06-MAY-08</pubDate>
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I know we still have around the old Iodine, but while in the local Walgreens tonight just after work, an older gentleman was looking for something. When he asked me we both looked for it but it was not on the shelf anywhere and no spot for it either. Now when he asked the sales person if it was in another section, she looked at him very, very puzzled and said, and I quote here &quot;sorry sir, I've never ever heard of it before!&quot; Now I'm not THAT old, and he wasn't much older but we turned and looked at each other like WTH?????  UUUMMMM
OK, so here I know there is still the Iodine as I said, but does anyone remember Mercurochrome???? Both he and I knew what it was, and yet no one else there did. The young lady told the gentleman to ask the pharmacists if she knew what it was.....OMG OMG
There was something on the shelf with the last part of the wording being 'cure' or was it cura...something along those lines, but she couldn't even tell him if that was replacing our old Mercurochrome. She was just totally befuddled about what he was asking for.
DO ANY OF YOU REMEMBER IT????  I know I DO and there was always a little bottle of that, the iodine, peroxide and alcohol in the medicine cabinet. ALWAYS.....
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<title>Leesburg, FL</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=105880</link>
<pubDate>26-APR-08</pubDate>
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Well its 5:00 a.m. here in Jax and I'm so excited I just couldn't sleep any longer!!!!
We are headin to Leesburg, FL around 9 or so but I just couldn't sleep anymore. NOPE not the fact that its the location or anything like that..........
ITS THE &quot;RIDE&quot; gettin there. Its really a nice scenic ride for sure, and I LOVE IT. Just being able to get out an RIDE for the weekend.
Ya'll have fun now ya hear, try ta behave, be safe an I'll check back in when I git home...
LOL's LOL's LOL's
BYE NOW.........
Bran/Suzanne.....  ~;)
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<title>Surprise Mom 'I'm HOME!'</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=105180</link>
<pubDate>20-APR-08</pubDate>
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Adam (my youngest son) SURPRISED me by coming home to Jax Friday. I had no clue he was home till Saturday afternoon and it was an AWESOME THING!!!!!!  As he did not get to come home for the holidays. He did spend it with really good long time friends there on the West Coast who served with my late husband.
They LOVED IT and all had a really good time.
He had told his older brother (Jon) about coming in like this, but no one else till he had to tell his G/F because she ended up having to pick him up at the airport. He calls me yesterday/saturday and is like, hey Mom wanna go to dinner???  I'm like yeah whatever...I'll get the plane ticket and be right out there.....lol's lol's
He was like no really where would you like to eat...........THEN IT DAWNED ON ME...OMG, OMG.....It was SO GOOD to see him. He looks good and is glad to be home IF ONLY for a short time. (5 days) He'll be home at the end of July for good. He is getting out of the service and although I'm not really happy about this, it IS his decision and I respect that. I AM SO PROUD of what he's accomplished to this point!!!
SO, I just wanted to share with you all......I've just been on cloud 9 all afternoon and still am.....
I'll post of pic of my boys on here in a bit...he is the one on my left arm...
Have an AWESOME DAY ALL, I know I am......
HUGZ
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<title>Daughter's &quot;leaving AT LAST!!!&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=104560</link>
<pubDate>13-APR-08</pubDate>
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FINALLY, at long last she is out on her own. She is moving and will have the rest of her things out in two weeks or less...... she has spent the last 5 (counting tonight) at her new place....
I'm uummm excited, feeling completely at ease and my brain is just running amuck with new things to do in the house. Rooms to change out, paint and re-do....like the 'nesting' we women get during the last of our pregnancy, this is a nesting of a new beginning for me.....OH YEAH....
Not gonna take a roomie at least not now. May have youngest son back in July, and then again maybe 'not' knowing him as I do. But I will keep door open for him just in case. He's getting out of the Navy and will need just a bit of time to get firmly reorganized once back home.
Just wanted to share the news with my BK Familia....



HUGZ all around please!!!!!! 
OXOXOXOXO
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<title>Book reports, how the two are 'so' alike!! LOL's</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=103860</link>
<pubDate>07-APR-08</pubDate>
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One student turned in the following book report,
with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic:..... Cost - $29.99
Clinton :..... Cost - $29.99

Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton :.... Over 3 hours to read

Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Clinton :..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.


Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton :..... Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clin ton :.... Ditto for Bill.

Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica.

Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton :..... Let's not go there.

Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton :.... Monica' s forced to return her gifts.

Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton :.....  Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton :..... Monica.. ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton :..... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing
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<title>The H. D. 105th Ticket Package...wwoohhhooo</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=103780</link>
<pubDate>06-APR-08</pubDate>
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Last week the ticket package for the H. D. 105th Anniversary came to Woody's house........
WWWOOO-HHHOOOO
OH its really NICE and I'm lovin it...SO, just wanted to SHARE the news with you all here on BK....
AND also the news that FINALLY, FINALLY AT LAST LORD, my daughter is moving out this month for sure!!!!!!!!!!

YYYIIPPPEEEEE   I will have my house ALL to my self.....
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<title>HAPPY  B-DAY  Redsunset</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=100580</link>
<pubDate>10-MAR-08</pubDate>
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WWWOOOHHHHOOOOO CELEBRATE!!!!
G/F you have an EXCELLENT DAY tomorrow on the day of your birth......
MANY HUGZ n MUAH's sent your way as well...
SO, what are ya about 24 an holding???!!!! LOL's  LOL's LOL's

Truly though, you have a GREAT DAY tomorrow, on your very SPECIAL DAY!!!!

HUGZ
Bran/Suz!!
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<title>OOH lookie,</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=99320</link>
<pubDate>23-FEB-08</pubDate>
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Lookie, lookie what I DID TODAY!!!  
LOVE IT for sure. My very first ink and he did an awesome job of it....
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<title>The Old couple...LOL's LOL's</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=98761</link>
<pubDate>20-FEB-08</pubDate>
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TROFLMAO....LOL's LOL's ENJOY!!!


While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a road side restaurant for lunch.  After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip.  When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table and she didn't miss them until they had been driving about twenty minutes. 
By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses. 
All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy old man.  He fussed and complained and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive.  The more he chided her the more agitated he became.  He just wouldn't let up one minute.  
To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant. As the woman got out of the car and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her, 
&quot;Hey, while you're in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit card too!&quot;
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<title>CARNATION MILK at its best....</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=98760</link>
<pubDate>20-FEB-08</pubDate>
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This is priceless.
 
Carnation milk - 65 YEARS AGO .. This is choice!

A little old lady from Wisconsin had worked in and around her family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little compensation.

When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores in approximately the 1940s, she read an advertisement offering $5,000 for the best slogan. The producers wanted a rhyme beginning with &quot;Carnation Milk is best of all.&quot;

She thought to herself, I know all about milk and dairy farms.   I can do this!

She sent in her entry, and several weeks later, a black limo pulled up in front of her house.  A man got out and said, &quot;Carnation LOVED your entry so much, we are here to award you $2,000 even though we will not be able to use it!&quot; (here is what she sent in)
&quot;CARNATION MILK IS BEST OF ALL, NO TITS TO PULL, NO HAY TO HAUL NO BUCKETS TO WASH, NO SHIT TO PITCH JUST POKE A HOLE IN THE SON OF A BITCH!&quot;

thought you'd all get a laugh out of this one and I HOPE it makes your HUMP DAY... LMAO LMAO LMAO
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<title>Just shy of 82 degrees here today SOOOOO</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=98380</link>
<pubDate>17-FEB-08</pubDate>
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Went early on an AWESOME fulle day RIDE....down to Palatka, the  back roads, then after some food an a few more beers, we took the back way to St. Augustine and just TOOK IN THE SUNSHINE.....an the breeze on ma face an knees!!!!  OH YEAH..It truly was a GREAT day for it...just loved it and wanted to just kinda share with ya all....
Can't wait till next weekend....hopefully get to go again with another friend....LOL's LOL's

TTYL
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<title>A VERY 'SAD', SAD night here...</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=97420</link>
<pubDate>11-FEB-08</pubDate>
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ORANGE PARK, Fla. -- A drive home turned tragic for a Green Cove Springs couple when the husband, who was riding a motorcycle, was struck and killed by a car being driven by his wife. Police said Annette Robinson's Corvette rear-ended her husband, Thomas Robinson, at a stoplight near the Orange Park Mall. The crash took place Wednesday night in the 1600 block of Wells Road in Orange Park, where one witness told Channel 4 he was waiting in the left turn lane when Robinson's motorcycle pulled up beside. He said he could not believe what happened next. &quot;All of a sudden, a white Corvette just shot up behind him and hit the back of his wheel. She actually lifted up over him,&quot; said Joshua Kegley. &quot;I thought it was just not real because it just happened out of nowhere.&quot; Annette Robinson, 63, had been following her 62-year-old husband home after the couple had been out together. (we believe at bike night) &quot;The back part of the Corvette grabbed him in his shoulder and his neck and pulled him with the Corvette. The motorcycle did like a flip, and then the Corvette landed on the ground on top of him,&quot; Kegley said. Thomas Robinson died at the scene. &quot;Obviously, she wasn?t paying attention. The vehicle stopped in front of her, and she was looking down or something or messing with her cell phone, we don't know yet,&quot; said Florida Highway Patrol Lt. Bill Leeper. Investigators with the FHP said they believe it was an accident; Kegley said he agrees. &quot;She didn't get out of her car for a few seconds, and a guy from another car got out and came up and looked to see what was going on. He just walked away shaking his head, and then she realized what he was shaking his head for, and that's when she just completely lost it,&quot; Kegley said. &quot;She was very distraught and upset. They had known each other for a long time. It appears to be an accident,&quot; Leeper said. Although the investigation is ongoing, Leeper said investigators don't believe that alcohol or drugs were involved in the wreck.
Although I didn't know them this has ripped through the biker community here like a tornado/hurricane just so terrible. Please keep them in your Prayers....we are all just still dumbfounded.
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<title>SO, let me ask you sir,</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=93400</link>
<pubDate>16-JAN-08</pubDate>
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We've just met. It's kicked off nicely and we've just so totally hit it off. We get along great, both really like each other, been on a few rides and they've turned out great. So we think, well lets see about dating for a bit. 
OK, so you invite me to your place and all still is going really well. When I invite you to my place and I tell you I have a 'male' roomie............
what would your reaction, thoughts, bottom line be???? Would you still consider dating me and come to my home?

This is because my G/F of 37 yrs and I had a conversation with this subject matter and we disagree on the outcome.
SO, I thought I'd poll my BK men to get the 'male' view point. There ya have it, let me know what you think and IF you'd date me should there be a *male* roomie in &quot;my&quot; house! Because I'd still consider dating you if you had a *female* roomie in yours. 
*NOTE: this is a &quot;room mate&quot; NOTHING MORE!!! He has his own room and pays rent and that's that.*
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<title>OK NOW, I've had JUST ENOUGH of this</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=90240</link>
<pubDate>24-DEC-07</pubDate>
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That ONE blog that has been sittin at the top for HOW LONG NOW??????  ENOUGH IS QUITE ENOUGH. Time for it to be GONE, DONE, OUTTA HERE. We've all seen it long enough and I'm SURE the one it was meant for knows it, has read it and is also done with it. TAKE IT AWAY ALREADY!!!!
Let the rest of us get a fightin chance to be up there. It 'appears' that only 5 have viewed it, NOT ONE has placed a comment on it, not that I think one can, but ENOUGH ALREADY!!!!!!!!!
TAKE IT OFF...COME ON NOW....

AAAAAHHHHHHH  OK so I've let off a ton of steam, heck I feel better now. So, OFF to run an errand or two in this Jax/Orange Park bottleneck/clusterf**k of a traffic jam. Pray I get back home in time for Christmas...LMAO  LMAO  LMAO
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<title>A Blessed, N. FL Christmas wish to all</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=89840</link>
<pubDate>20-DEC-07</pubDate>
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I first want to wish each an everyone of you a Very Merry Christmas. May it be BLESSED with family and love and friendship. May you get in touch with old friends you haven't in a long time, may you eat, drink and be merry and celebrate the 'REAL' reason for the season.
May your family members who are traveling to be with you do so safely and return home safely. May those of your loved ones who can't get home, also be safe and may they be invited to another's home to spend the holiday and share the merriment.
I say all this because my youngest son will not be home for Christmas, he is in the military and could not get here from the West Coast. SO, I'd like to share the note from a good long time (old Navy buddy's wife) friend of ours who will be taking Adam and a buddy in for Chistmas......
Now, as for the gift part of Christmas?when we left the Navy, there was no looking back. 
We don?t see or talk to anybody but you from the old days. It was way too easy for us to leave it all behind,and in retrospect,I think there?s a bit of remorse for both of us. You need to let Adam know that by sharing Christmas with us he IS giving us a gift. It will be so fun to hear the Navy stories again?Bob and Dad were both so excited! So, yes, there may be a little something for them, but only because we so love this area, and want to share it with them, so it?s kind of a care package of local flavors, and some homemade goodies for them to have at the base. And we so adored Gino, and still love you, so having Adam here is kind of like a hug from you to us, and us taking care of him is like a hug from us to you. And if that doesn?t get him, tell him we?re part of the OLD Navy, and he?d better just get used to it! But I know how broke he is, we were there, remember? And tell him not to waste any money on a bunch of old codgers, we waste plenty on ourselves! And if he thinks he?s in luck now, just wait til this summer when he gets to come play at the lake!
Take care of yourself lady, and we?ll try to take care of the ?kid!?

(He is stationed in Bremerton, WA but is temp. assigned to Everette, WA and is really close to Beth and her family)
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<title>A 'very coveted' award for my agency!!!!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=86340</link>
<pubDate>05-DEC-07</pubDate>
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This is a very coveted award we just received which is similar to an accreditation. 
A REAL PLUS for our continued funding to keep helping the 'at risk' children of my community here. I just wanted to 'share' with my BK familia!!!!! 

Congratulations to Outpatient for the CARF Survey.  Not only were there no recommendations for Outpatient, but the only Exemplary Conformance mentioned in the final report was as follows:

?The organization is commended for creating an environment that entices children to engage in services.  The organization offers numerous toys/activities for children in the waiting areas and allows children to color on walls that are covered with paper.?

THANKS FOR ALL YOU DO!!!
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<title>'Really' passionate kissing here it was</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=84860</link>
<pubDate>27-NOV-07</pubDate>
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I have a 'hickie' on my bottom lip on the right side. YES, YES &quot;LMAO&quot; the lips on my face here for all the danged world to see!!!! 
WHOA what a night of kissin it was last night. I've had hickies in my lifetime and done some hellfire damned good ass kickin passionate as hell kissin in my time, BUT NEVER, NEVER have I had a hickie planted on my lips.
SO NOW I've experienced a new thing here....
I've blushed a couple of times today when asked 'what happened'...did somebody hit cha..???'  OH HELL NAW.....

OK feel better sharin with my BK familia....

Have a good one now ya'll....
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<title>HAPPY THANKSGIVING</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=84020</link>
<pubDate>21-NOV-07</pubDate>
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Just wanted to add my own and wish one and all of my BK gang/familia a very happy Thanksgiving......

HUGZ to all
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<title>A Father fights back!!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=80880</link>
<pubDate>01-NOV-07</pubDate>
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&quot;Just a snippett of the news I heard and read today.&quot;
A bereved father is taking action! Good for him to 'take a stand!'
Members of a fundamentalist Kansas church ordered to pay nearly $11 million in damages to a grieving father smiled as they walked out of the courtroom, vowing that the verdict would not deter them from protesting at military funerals.
&quot;Absolutely, don't you understand this was an act in futility?&quot; said Shirley Phelps-Roper, whose father founded the Westboro Baptist Church.
A jury agreed. On Wednesday, the church and three of its leaders ? Fred Phelps and his two daughters, Phelps-Roper and Rebekah Phelps-Davis ? were found liable for invasion of privacy and intent to inflict emotional distress.
Jurors awarded Snyder $2.9 million in compensatory damages and $8 million in punitive damages. 
It's unclear whether Snyder will be able to collect the damages.
The assets of the church and the defendants are less than a million dollars, mainly in homes, cars and retirement accounts, defense attorney Jonathan Katz said. The church has about 75 members and is funded by tithing.
Craig Trebilcock, one of Snyder's lawyers, had asked jurors to question the truthfulness of the defendants' financial documents, one of which show Phelps-Davis having only $306 in the bank. He noted that Phelps-Davis is a practicing attorney, who could afford to travel to spread the church's message.
&quot;Rebekah Phelps-Davis has $306? She must be using Priceline.com. It doesn't make any sense,&quot; Trebilcock said.
The attorney had urged jurors to award damages that would send a message to the church: &quot;Do not bring your circus of hate to Maryland again.&quot;
Trebilcock later called the verdict &quot;Judgment Day for the Westboro Baptist Church.&quot;
&quot;They're always talking about other people's Judgment Day. Well, this is theirs,&quot; he said.
Snyder sobbed when he heard the verdict, while members of the church greeted the news with t...
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<title>Well, I &quot;laid&quot; it down yesterday afternoon</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=80240</link>
<pubDate>27-OCT-07</pubDate>
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A really good close friend is wanting to sell his 2000 Vulcan Custom and really wants me to have her. So yesterday I went over and we talked I sat on the bike, we talked some more and I have fallen in love with her. Here is the description: 
Selling my 2000 Kawasaki 800 Vulcan Classic 
&quot;&quot;&quot;Hello all, I am selling my other motorcycle. It's a 2000 Kawasaki 800 Vulcan Classic a great starter bike with the following done after market:
A Belt Drive conversion, Vance and Hines Exhaust, Stage 1 Air Cleaner and properly Jetted, Mustang Saddle Seat, LED Turn lights, Memphis Shades windscreen. Kuryakyn hand Grips, Hard Lockable removable Saddle Bags (LeatherLykes), Floorboards front and rear, Engine LED glow kit, Driving Lights, Passenger Back Rest, New battery, Recently tuned up, Trickle Charger, Luggage Rack, Chrome rear Axel covers. I have receipts for almost everything done to the bike. The only reason I am selling it is I just got a 2007 Harley Davidson Street Glide.&quot;&quot;&quot;
He'll sell it to me for less than he's asking, and she has 30,000 miles.
ANYWAY, so he says go ahead an take her out for a little spin here on the street. Well, I saddle up, doin 'everything' I remember in class, checking all, sit there for quite a bit of time, trying to totally get a feel for her. She fits me like a GLOVE, I'm telling ya. 
So, off I go, easing out, easing off the clutch and HOLEY SHIT everything goes haywire from there. I end up on the neighbor's front lawn and DOWN we both go. The bike and ME. He was really a sweetheart about it, came to my rescue! Now wants to take me out on a level OPEN parking area and have me practice more. So we going to do this. 
I have now become part of the ranks of &quot;Those who have laid it down. 
ALL my biker friends have been really good with me about this and I'm OK today and I WILL get back on the bike and eventually I WILL RIDE MY OWN~!!!!!!

Have a great day and GO GATORS~~~
(for my G/F who bleeds Orange&amp;Blue)...
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<title>Safety Course</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=74620</link>
<pubDate>01-OCT-07</pubDate>
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Well I'm signing up for the local safety course here. There are 12 seats available, so far, I am the only one signed up for this perticular class session. I am PRAYING they'll hold it, but if not, I'll just wait till the next one. 
I am excited, nervous, butterfly's in tummy, excited, anxious,excited....... 
I just want to do this right. I have all the gear required so in that respect I'm all set, and they have the bikes.
OK, just had to blow off a little nervous energy. Class (if held) is supposed to start on Wednesday evening, Saturday all day and completion is on Sunday afternoon.
Looking for some positive energy, positive wishes and all the GOOD energy you can send this way!
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<title>Those 'damned' baggy ass pants....YUK, CRAP</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=77440</link>
<pubDate>13-OCT-07</pubDate>
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May I just VENT here a moment....I 'AM SO SICK AND TIRED' of seeing the asses on young boys/teenagers until I could just puke!~  I was mowing the yard today and I can't tell you how many I counted and then I actually saw skin on one of them. I am a mother and even if I were not, I DON'T NEED TO, NOR DO I WANT TO SEE THEIR ASSES....no matter how cute 'they' might think this is. To me; THIS IS DISGUSTING and I've had enough. I HATE THIS. 
I HATE it that they feel/think it looks cool, it doesn't it looks like they have a HUGE pile of SHIT in their pants and besides, the pants don't even stay UP, they have to keep holding the waist band just to keep 'em half way decently up. Even with a belt.......
I AM JUST SO SICK OF THIS. It just simply got to me today. Neither one of my son's wears pants like this. And not even the younger one when he's not in uniform!!!!!

I am just totally repulsed by this now and have had my stomach full of it constantly being in my face~

just had to vent, thank you.....
Bran~
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<title>RAIN SOAKED AGAIN</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=72720</link>
<pubDate>21-SEP-07</pubDate>
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Doin the back stroke AND the breast stroke here in FL this morning. 
Not like we haven't had enough RAIN for the past week or more, this morning at 3:18 a.m. I'm blown awake by a HUGE, HUGE STORM. Raging through the city dumping MORE rain and wind, and as fast as it came it went.
Eustis a bit further down from us, had a tornado touch down. Not a lot of damage, from what I hear now....6:17 a.m.
Just keep us in your thoughts and Prayers, we are due today for MORE of these storms as I believe are parts of Georgia!!!
Good danged thing most of us here 'bouts in these parts know how ta float an swim right well......heheheheee

HUGZ
Suz/Bran~;)
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<title>Hero's Part THREE, Conclusion...</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=71582</link>
<pubDate>14-SEP-07</pubDate>
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Take time to thank anyone that has fought for our freedom. With encouragement they could be the next Captain Kangaroo or Mr. Rogers.
 
Send this on, will you please?  Nothing will happen if you don?t but you will be telling others what a true HERO is made of.

I found this very interesting and a good friend in N. Y. 
(one of N. Y.'s FINEST) said that Captain Kangroo/Bob Keeshan lived near him on Long Island and he NEVER knew this about Sargent Keeshan...but he was pleased to know this in addition to having known Sargent Keeshan.
I thought you'd enjoy the reading and interesting factoids...

HUGZ
Bran~;)
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<title>Hero's Part TWO</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=71581</link>
<pubDate>14-SEP-07</pubDate>
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Bullets flying by, with mortar rounds landing everywhere and he stood there as the main target of gunfire so that he could get his men to safety. He did this on more than one occasion because his men?s safety was more important than his own life. 
That Sergeant and I have been lifelong friends. When they brought me off Suribachi we passed the Sergeant and he lit a smoke and passed it to me, lying on my belly on the litter and said, ?Where?d they get you Lee??  ?Well Bob? if you make it home before me, tell Mom to sell the outhouse!?
Johnny, I?m not lying, Sergeant Keeshan was the bravest man I ever knew. The Sergeant?s name is Bob Keeshan. You and the world know him as Captain Kangaroo?
On another note, there was this wimpy little man (who just passed away) on PBS, gentle and quiet Mr. Rogers is another of those you would least suspect of being anything but what he now portrays to our youth. But Mr. Rogers was a U.S. Navy Seal combat-proven in Vietnam with over twenty-five confirmed kills to his name. He wore a long-sleeved sweater on TV, to cover the many tattoos on his forearm and biceps. He was a master in small arms and hand-to-hand combat, able to disarm or kill in a heartbeat.
After the war Mr. Rogers became an ordained Presbyterian minister and therefore a pacifist. Vowing to never harm another human and also dedicating the rest of his life to trying to help lead children on the right path in life. He hid away the tattoos and his past life and won our hearts with his quiet wit and charm.
America?s real heroes don?t flaunt what they did, they quietly go about their day-to-day lives, doing what they do best. They earned our respect and the freedoms that we all enjoy. Look around and see if you can find one of those heroes in you midst. Often, they are the ones you?d least suspect, but would most like to have on your side if anything ever happened. 
(SEE Part THREE for conclusion)
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<title>3 Hero's Part ONE</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=71580</link>
<pubDate>14-SEP-07</pubDate>
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You Would Never Have Guessed
Captain Kangaroo passed away on January 23, 2004 at age 76, which is odd, because he always looked to be 76 (DOB 6/27/27). His death reminds us of the following story. 
Some people have been a bit offended that the actor, Lee Marvin, is buried in a grave alongside 3- and 4-star general at Arlington National Cemetery. Hi marker gives his name, rank (PVT) and service (USMC). Nothing else. Here's a guy who was only a famous movie star who served his time, why the heck does he rate burial with these guys? Well, the following is the amazing answer:
I always liked Lee Marvin, but didn't know the extent of his [Marine] Corps experiences.
In a time when many Hollywood stars served their country in the armed forces often in rear echelon posts where they were carefully protected, only to be trotted out to perform for the cameras in war bond promotions. Lee Marvin was a genuine hero. He won the Navy Cross at Iwo Jima. There is only one higher Naval Award? the Medal Of Honor. 
If that is a surprising comment on the true character of the man, he credits his sergeant with an even great show of bravery.
Dialog from ?The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson?. His guest was Lee Marvin. Johnny said ?Lee, I?ll bet a lot of people are unaware that you were a Marine in the initial landing at Iwo Jima and that during the course of that action you earned the Navy Cross and were severely wounded.?

?Yeah, Yeah? I got shot square in the bottom and they gave me the Cross for securing a hot spot about halfway up Suribachi. Bad thing about getting shot up on a mountain is guys getting? shot hauling you down. But, Johnny, at Iwo I served under the bravest man I ever knew? We both got the Cross the same day, but what he did for his Cross made mine look cheap in comparison. That dumb guy actually stood up on Red Beach and directed his troops to move forward and get the hell off the beach. 

(see Part TWO)
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<title>Being a Floridian part two..</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=70661</link>
<pubDate>09-SEP-07</pubDate>
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&quot;Down South&quot; means Key West 
&quot;Panhandling&quot; means going to Pensacola
Flip-flops are everyday wear. Shoes are for business meetings and church.
No, wait, flip flops are good for church too, unless it's Easter or Christmas. Sweet tea can 'and is' served at any meal.
An alligator once walked through your neighborhood.
You smirk when a game show's &quot;Grand Prize&quot; is a trip or cruise to Florida.
You measure distance in minutes. 
You have a drawer full of bathing suits, and one sweatshirt.
You get annoyed at the tourists who feed seagulls.
All the local festivals are named after a fruit.
A mountain is any hill 100 feet above sea level. 
You think everyone from a bigger city has a northern accent.
You know the four seasons really are: almost summer, summer, not summer but really hot, and February.
It's not soda, cola, or pop. it's coke, regardless of brand or flavor, 
&quot;What kinda coke you want?&quot;
Anything under 95 is just warm.
You've hosted a hurricane party.
You go to a theme park for an afternoon, and know when to get on the best rides. (Space Mountain during the Electric Light Parade!) 
You understand the futility of exterminating cockroaches.
You can pronounce Okeechobee, Kissimmee, Ichnatucknee and Withlacoochee
You understand why it's better to have a friend with a boat, than have a boat yourself. 
Bumper stickers on the pickup in front of you include: various fish, NRA, Nascar, Go Gators, and a confederate flag.
You were 5 before you realized they made houses without pools.
You were 25 when you first met someone who couldn't swim. 
You get angry when people say &quot;Florida isn't really part of the SOUTH.&quot;
You've worn shorts and used the A/C on Christmas.
You know what the &quot;stingray shuffle&quot; is, and why it's important! 
You recognize Miami-Dade as &quot;Northern Cuba&quot;.
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<title>Being a Floridian part ONE...</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=70660</link>
<pubDate>09-SEP-07</pubDate>
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You know you're a Floridian if..
Socks are only for bowling. 
You never use an umbrella because you know the rain will be over in five minutes.
A good parking place has nothing to do with distance from the store, but everything to do with shade.
Your winter coat is made of denim.
You can tell the difference between fire ant bites and mosquito bites.
You're younger than thirty but some of your friends are over 65.
Anything under 70 is chilly.
You pass on the right and honk at the elderly, but pull over for a funeral.
You've driven through Yeehaw Junction.
You could swim before you could read.
You have to drive north to get to The South.
You know that no other grocery store can compare to Publix.
Every other house in your neighborhood had blue roofs in 2004-2005.
You've gotten out of school early on Halloween to trick or treat before it got dark.
You know that anything under a Category 3 just isn't worth waking up for.
You dread lovebug season!!
You are on a first name basis with the Hurricane list. They aren't Hurricane Charley, Hurricane Frances...but Charley, Frances, Ivan and Jeanne.
You know what a snowbird is and you hate them. 
You know why flamingos are pink.
You think a six-foot alligator is actually pretty small.
You were twelve before you ever saw snow, or you still haven't.


Watch for part two and continue the laughter!!!!
SOME OF THIS IS RIGHT ON THOUGH and that's the scarrrryyyyyy part...LMAO LMAO
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<title>Toothpaste an a NEW use for it...</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=70280</link>
<pubDate>07-SEP-07</pubDate>
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Some of you may already know this, but I didn't and I wanted to 'share' with you all....

A tube of 'cheap' tooth&quot;paste&quot; will bring the cover to your vehicle's headlamps back to almost new!!!!
Mine were looking OLD and had a 'frosty' appearance to them. When picking up the car from some recent maintenance the guy said that if I'd get some toothpaste, not the gel, and rub it a bit firmly all over the cover it would take off that 'frosty' look. WELL, WELL, WELL let me tell ya my BK familia, I did it this morning and I'm blown away, amazed and just so surprised!!!!
I got a small travel tube and it was like magic I'm tellin you...
So there is my thought and my sharing with you for today!!!

HUGZ TO ALL and catch up with ya later on.....
Bran~;)
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<title>Maxine and LIFE~ lol's</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=69240</link>
<pubDate>03-SEP-07</pubDate>
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You may have seen some of these before, but always brings a good LAUGH....ENJOY!!!!

Sliding Down The Banister Of Life with Maxine!!! OH YEAH...
 
As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember:

1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book.  It's called &quot;Ministers Do More Than Lay People.&quot;
2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.
3. The difference between the Pope and your boss...the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
4. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.
5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in  the bathroom. 
6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and the ice really chilled the mood.
7. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too. 
8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.
9. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can. 
10. A blonde said, &quot;I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off. I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid.&quot;
11. My neighbor was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing frantically on a piece of paper. I told him rabies could be treated, and he didn't have to worry about a Will. He said, &quot;Will? What Will? I'm making a list of the people I want to bite.&quot; 
12. I wanted a sweater for Christmas.  I got a screamer and a moaner.  
13. Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex.


14. As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way.
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<title>Naughty Grandma's!!!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=68561</link>
<pubDate>30-AUG-07</pubDate>
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Three mischievous old grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing 
home when an old grandpa walked by. One of the old grandmas yelled out, 
&quot;We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.&quot; 

The old man said, &quot;There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools.&quot; 
One of the ornery grandmas said, &quot;Sure we can! Just drop your underwear 
and we can tell your exact age&quot;.

Embarrassed just a little, he dropped his drawers. The grandmas stared at 
him for a while, asked him to turn around a couple of times, asked him to 
jump up and down for a little while and then they all piped up and said, 
&quot;You're 84 years old!&quot; 

&quot;How in the world did you guess?&quot; 
The ornery old grandmas slapped their knees, laughed out loud and all 
three yelled, &quot;Because we were at your birthday party yesterday!&quot;
TROMFLMAO   TROMFLMAO
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<title>Underwear in public???? OH MY</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=68560</link>
<pubDate>30-AUG-07</pubDate>
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Wear Underwear in Public 

Listen up! If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the 
morgue and reserve a tray, because you are dead. 
 
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle.

From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a 
Crestview couple who drove their car to Walmart, only to have 
their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to 
carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The 
wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. 

On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from 
under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of 
underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable 
to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly 
put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. 
On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found 
herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. 

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead
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<title>OUT for the day..........</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=67361</link>
<pubDate>26-AUG-07</pubDate>
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Headin out the door for an AWESOME Sunday FL ride....takin all the 'back roads' for sure and just kickin back. Hittin all the 'spots' here 'bouts startin wtih Cheyenne's in Palatka....
Catch ya'll later that 'breeze on ma knees' is gonna feel SO GOOD....
Later kids....
Bran~;)
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<title>Passenger??</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=67120</link>
<pubDate>24-AUG-07</pubDate>
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How does a 'newbie' go about 'getting used to' having a passenger onboard? I have a good friend whose been riding for awhile now, just got back into it but is still not really at ease taking a passenger with....AND when I start riding, and wish to take along a rider, how do I get used to it as well......Just thought I ask ma BK buds.....I'll check back on here while out an about.
HUGZ to all an have a GREAT weekend.....
OXOXOXOXO
Bran~;)
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<title>Chop !?!?!?!?!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=67020</link>
<pubDate>24-AUG-07</pubDate>
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Has 'anyone!' heard from Chop lately??????  I hope he's doin OK. I haven't heard a peep from him a one heck of a LONG, LONG time.....anyone hear?????
Chop, if ya read this, your missed Babe!!!!
One (bk) friend to another... :) ;)
Suz~;)
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<title>HAPPY  Update here,</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=65880</link>
<pubDate>19-AUG-07</pubDate>
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To my 06/30 blog...Gift of life...I have now learned of yet another success story associated with my late's gift of life to others. 
The kidney recpt. is doing GREAT!!!!  He works F/T, was able to give his daughter away at her wedding, saw his son graduate high school,and his passion he's been able to conitnue is 'surfing!'.....This is just more cause for celebration and the fact that it &quot;does work&quot;~ 
I've composed a letter for this man as well and it goes in the post tomorrow....I hope to hear from not only him but the first one. I've yet to hear from her, but I do understand that its sometimes hard to respond quickly and put your feelings into words. But you know what, 
IT DOES WORK!!!!

HUGZ
Bran~;)
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<title>Should I take in a 'roomie'?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=64060</link>
<pubDate>13-AUG-07</pubDate>
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I have given my 23 yr old daughter notice to 'get out' by the 1st of Sept. 
After I get her room and that hall bathroom 'in order' painted and all like that,
I am &quot;thinking&quot;, just thinking at this point in time about taking in a room mate. I don't care if male or female but have heard all thoughts on either.....any thoughts and/or suggestions from my BK familia are welcome and sought???
It has been said it would be much harder to have a male roomie as opposed to a female. The dating thing on both parts, things like that. I get along well with both but think having a male would be good. Just not sure....
I await your thoughts. AND then again, I may just NOT take in anyone....

Bran~;)
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<title>2008 Bike Week Logo....Looks good!!!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=63800</link>
<pubDate>11-AUG-07</pubDate>
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***I couldn't get the logo to post on here, not sure what I may have been doing wrong. HOWEVER, I just got this in the morning emails and wanted to share!!
Its awesome!!! Go to the website at the bottom here to check it out...Sorry, I couldn't get it to show***

     2008 Bike Week Logo 
        Design Unveiled 
 
   News Release: August 8, 2007 
 
       2008 Bike Week Logo  
DAYTONA  BEACH  ?V  2008  Bike  Week  Logo  Design  Unveiled  ?V  The  Official  Logo  for  Bike  Week  2008,  ??The  World??s  Largest  Motorcycle  Event????  has  been  selected  from  a  variety  of  entries.  Donated  by  Hayworth  Creative,  the  design  will  be  an  integral  component  to  the  67th  Anniversary  of  Bike  Week  in  Daytona  Beach,  to  be  held  February  29th  ?V  March  9th,  2008.  

Bike  Week  Festival  Task  Force  Licensing  Committee  Chairman  Sean  Belgrade  cited  the  difficulty  of  this  year??s  selection,  ??There  were  so  many  great  designs  to  choose  from  and  we  thank  all  of  those  companies  that  submitted.  Our  congratulations  go  out  to  Kevin  &amp;  Maria  Hayworth  and  all  of  their  staff  for  what??s  sure  to  be  one  of  our  best  and  most  versatile  designs.??  

The  Official  Bike  Week  Logo  will  appear  on  all  correspondence,  banners,  web  pages  and  publications  having  to  do  with  Bike  Week  in  Daytona  Beach.  It  will  also  appear  in  all  national  print  advertising  involving  a  number  of  industry  publications.

For  more  information  on  Bike  Week  in  Daytona  Beach  area,  contact  The  Chamber,  Daytona  Beach/Halifax  Area  at  (386)  255-0981  or  visit  the  official  website  
  


Kevin Kilian   Vice President Events/Communications 
 
The Chamber, Daytona Beach/ Halifax Area 
126 East Orange Ave., Daytona Beach, Florida 32115 
(386) [255] 0981, ext 230
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<title>Naggin wife and the 'final' vacation!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=63700</link>
<pubDate>10-AUG-07</pubDate>
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A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. 
The undertaker told the husband, 'You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150.' The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. 

The undertaker asked, 'Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?' 

The man replied, 'Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and 3 days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.'
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<title>Yuk, yuk, yuk. funny....</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=63621</link>
<pubDate>10-AUG-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
yuk yuk yuk!!!

I rear ended a car this morning... 

 
I get out, thinking how this is going to be a REALLY bad day! 

The driver gets out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!! 

He looked up at me and said &quot; Well I am NOT Happy!&quot; 

So I said, &quot;Well, which one ARE you then?&quot; 


That's how the fight started...
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<title>Computer Tech Support....Too good!!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=63620</link>
<pubDate>10-AUG-07</pubDate>
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This has to be one of the funniest things in a long time. 
I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is  a true story from the WordPerfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for &quot;Termination without Cause.&quot;

Operator: &quot;Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?&quot;
Caller: &quot;Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.&quot;
Operator: &quot;What sort of trouble??&quot;
Caller: &quot;Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.&quot;
Operator: &quot;Went away?&quot;
Caller: &quot;They disappeared.&quot;
Operator: &quot;Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?&quot;
Caller: &quot;Nothing.&quot;
Operator: &quot;Nothing??&quot;
Caller: &quot;It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type.&quot;
Operator: &quot;Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out??&quot;
Caller: &quot;How do I tell?&quot;
Operator: &quot;Can you see the 'C: prompt' on the screen??&quot;
Caller: &quot;What's a sea-prompt?&quot;
Operator: &quot;Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?&quot;
Caller: &quot;There isn't any cursor; I told you, it won't accept anything I type.&quot;
Operator: &quot;Does your monitor have a power indicator??&quot;
Caller: &quot;What's a monitor?&quot;
Operator: &quot;It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on??&quot;
Caller: &quot;I don't know.&quot;
Operator: &quot;Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??&quot;
Caller: &quot;Yes, I think so.&quot;
Operator: &quot;Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall.
Caller: &quot;Yes, it is.&quot;
Operator: &quot;When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that ...
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<title>OK,JUST  CRAPPOLLA!!!!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=62540</link>
<pubDate>05-AUG-07</pubDate>
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Got a really nice &quot;good morning&quot; last Sunday, I think it was from a BK member. I had gotten offline but when I came back on and responded, I've heard &quot;nothing&quot; back at all. Now maybe he's busy or gone or whatever, but he could have at least replied back to me. 
I didn't initiate the 'hello' but 
&quot;I&quot; did respond to him. 
I'd like to at least say HI and chat. The profile 'does' sound interesting and who knows. 
OH WELL, just venting here again...
Hurt my back yesterday, so going to go lay down with more ice....bbbrrrrr
But it'll feel good in this 97 degree weather!!!
Later  ya'll
Bran~;)
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<title>Biketober Fest in Daytona???</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=61940</link>
<pubDate>02-AUG-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Whose up for it this year????
I'm gonna get there one way or the other for SURE!!!!
We'll have to see about settin up a place an time to all meet!!!
Would love to meet cha'll in person.....  ;)
Its not too early to think about this....
OCTOBER 18th to the 21st!!!
In the FL heat~~~!!!!
Just passin on the info now and lets see what we can come up with.....OKAY!!!

HUGZ
Bran~;)
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<title>UPDATE: I won't disappear NOW fer sure</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=58400</link>
<pubDate>22-JUL-07</pubDate>
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I have met someone and am getting to know him...and at this point we are just chatting. He asked that I delete myself from this and my other sites and I immdietaly said NO. I would not ask him to do that, and I told him so. I also said &quot;if this is a deal breaker, then we're done! Simple as that.&quot; I simply said that I will put on them  'not available, or seeking friends, activity partners'. He said no, no he understood and was OK with this. 
I also explained that you guys have become another part of my family and that in some of my moments you all were there.....
SO, with that said, I AM STILL here, just going to see what 'if anything' develops. I am giving it a chance...He lives in CA and I in FL so for now, we'll see...
I wanted you all to know this and know that I am not leaving. And no, he's not on BK....

HUGZ to ALL   
Luv you guys I'm stil here!!!!.....lol's lol's
Suz/Bran~ ;)
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<title>My DAY now &quot;done deal!&quot;  LOL's</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=56001</link>
<pubDate>11-JUL-07</pubDate>
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I took today and tomorrow off and have Friday's off anyway. So NOT going back to work till Monday and I WILL BE CELEBRATING ALL WEEKEND!!!! OH YEAH&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;  Started at bike night here in Orange Park tonight, (*) and I even got a birthday serenade from a good friend and he was on one knee no less....The whole place just smiled and applauded!!!!  IT WAS GREAT!!!!
TOMORROW, a day at the pool &amp; then 57 Heaven and DANCE ALL NIGHT and drink ALL the Corona or Land Shark beer's I can get away with and whatever SHOTS they want to throw in.... Friday, Dinner with friends and hopefully SOMEWHERE IN HERE a GOOD LONG BIKE RIDE......I would like that MOST of ALL, beacuse I LOVE to ride and I am a year 'younger' today~~~ heheheheheheee LMAO !!
HUGZ TO ALL
Suz/Bran~;)


(*) I picked out a nice leather vest with indian beadwork and fringe on it....it'll be ready in two weeks....My B-DAY present to ME...hehehehee among others....hehehehehehe
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<title>JULY   B-DAY'S YIIPPEEEE</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=53820</link>
<pubDate>02-JUL-07</pubDate>
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May I extend to one and all of my fellow Cancer's a &quot;VERY, VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY&quot;....Enjoy your day fellow Crabs....don't get too Crabby on your day if all does not go well OR go YOUR way. Just extend those awesome claws and PINCH the heads off ALL those who offend thee!!!!! OR PINCH 'EM in the AZZZZ an DON'T LET GO....LMAO  LMAO  LMAO heheheheeee
HHHAAAAARRRRRR

Suz/Bran~ ;)
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<title>Part 2/&quot; The Gft of Life!&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=53260</link>
<pubDate>30-JUN-07</pubDate>
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The letter arrived just before this Father's Day.
He has been lovingly named &quot;Lefty&quot;, its the left kidney. &quot;Although stubborn at times&quot;, (*) they are so very thankful to have him. They celebrate LIFE each Sept. 
I AM THANKFUL, let me tell you!!! I am SO THANKFUL just to know that we could help them in this way.
Still awaitin information on the other kidney, liver and some of the others. Couldn't donate the lungs as an infection had set in, so Miami refused them. The heart recipient did not make it. Three days after receiving the heart, this person passed away. That bit of news really hit me hard, but at least they know and we now know we all tried. 
Even though its been this long, 
I am looking forward to more communication with all of them if they'd like to.

I just wanted to share this and let you all know, that organ donation DOES WORK. I knew it did, but for me/ground zero, this is proof positive! I can't share all of the letter with you, but what I've put here on the blog, pretty much tells it all...I have such wonderful feelings when I read that letter. My reply went out to them and I await a response to tell them all about him, his life, his children and myself.
THANKS for letting me share.....
HUGZ
Suz/Bran~ ;)

(*) and that is/was SO HIM at times but in a good way!!!  LOL's
----
I have shared the letter with the kids and his siblings, all are in agreement about the 'stubborness' but we've all shed a teeny tear and much laughter over this wonderful happening. Its been a VERY positive healing for me and our family.
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<title>Part 1/The 'GIFT' of life...</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=53240</link>
<pubDate>30-JUN-07</pubDate>
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I also on a lighter note would like to share with you all some really good news. And include you all in my joy, as you have included me in your joy's, your pain's, your sorrow's. 
When my sweet, wonderfully awesome husband of 25 yrs passed very suddenly 9 yrs ago come September, we (the children and I)
donated several of his organs.
He and I had never thought about it really as we were in really good health and still young at 44/45. When he was pronounced, I was approached and asked if we would consider organ donation. Well, I took the kids aside(*) and asked them about this. 
We sat in the hospital chapel and made our decisions.
It read like a menu and you checked off what you wished donated. It was a little wee bit O humor for us and helped in an odd way I suppose. Anyway, I was told that military would get first choice as he was active duty and that's the way it worked. OK, that's all well and fine. I didn't know at the time that I could establish a connection/communication with ANY of the recipients.Had I known this, I would have been in touch with them SO MUCH SOONER.
Recently,I came across the business card and made my own contact, yep even after all this time. And I now have established contact with one of them. 
PART TWO TO FOLLOW...........Cont'd part 2
Suz~;)
(*) the kids were in their teen's at the time this all happened.
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<title>Lies n Games OH MY, WHY??????</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=53220</link>
<pubDate>30-JUN-07</pubDate>
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WHY, can someone please tell me WHY do we at this age and stage of our lives, why in the hell do we have to LIE and play stupid Azzz very hurtful GAMES with each other???WHY???
Sorry, its just hit me in that past two to three days. I've been lied to and then 'they' were &quot;caught in an outright LIE&quot; to my face today. 
Ya know, I'm an open book, I have nothing to hide. I'm always up front with anyone. And yet, I get this crap quite a bit. SO, ya know what.........I've learned to play these dammnned stupid, wasteful, childish, selfish, and crass games really, really well. I learned from the best and he has no clue how well he taught me. AND I HATE IT. HOWEVER, your gonna give it, I'm gonna give it right back! And I don't like to do it, but it seem's to be about the only way most times to get their attention. And then its like, OH HI, uummm whats up?
OH WHATEVER!!!!

Sorry, just had to vent a bit here...aaaahhhhhhh
Thanks
Suz~;)
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<title>Possibly a new Sprt Grp</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=50861</link>
<pubDate>22-JUN-07</pubDate>
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Not sure if you've all seen it go 'round or not, but here it is again, just in case...ya know!!  LMAO heheheeeee

Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - 
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

This is how it manifests:

I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.

As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first.

But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. 

I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only 1 check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Pepsi I'd been drinking. 

I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Pepsi aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.

The Pepsi is getting warm, and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye - they need water.

I put the Pepsi on the counter and discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table.

I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.

I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.

So, I set the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill. Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day:
- The car isn't washed, 
- The bills aren't paid, 
- There is a warm can of Pepsi sitting on the counter,
- The flowers don't have enough water,
- There is still only 1 check in my check book, 
- I can't find the remote,
- I can't find my glasses,
- And I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day, and I'm really tired. I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.

 Do me a favor. Forward this message to everyone you know, because I don't remember who the hell I've sent it to.
 

LMAO 
Suz/Bran~ ;)
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<title>Elephant  transplant...Oh my, my !!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=50962</link>
<pubDate>23-JUN-07</pubDate>
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Bob can't get an erection so he goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his penis are broken down and there's nothing he can do unless he's willing to try an experimental surgery.

Bob asks what the surgery is and the doctor tells him. They take the muscles from the base of a baby elephant's trunk, insert them in the base of his penis, and hope for the best.

Bob says that sounds pretty scary but the thought of never having sex again is even scarier, so he says ok.

The doctor goes ahead and performs the surgery and about 6 weeks later he gives Bob the go ahead to &quot;try out his new equipment&quot;.

Bob takes his wife out to dinner. While at dinner Bob starts feeling incredible pressure in his pants. It gets unbearable and he figures no one can see him so he undoes his pants.

No sooner does he do this than his penis pops out of his pants, rolls across the table, grabs a apple from the fruit basket, and disappears back into his pants. His wife sits in shock for a few moments, and then gets a sly look on her face.

She says, &quot;That was pretty cool! Can You do that again?&quot;

With his eyes watering and a painful look on his face, Bob says,

&quot;Probably, but I don't know if I can fit another Apple in my ass.&quot;

heheheheeee   poor Bob....heheheeee
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<title>The 'runner!?!'  OMG LOL's</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=50961</link>
<pubDate>23-JUN-07</pubDate>
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The Nude Runner

    A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.

    &quot;Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband's home early!&quot;

    &quot;I can't jump out the window ~ It's raining out there!&quot;

    &quot;If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!&quot; she  replied. He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of  your problems!&quot;

    So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window!

    As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started 
running along beside the others, about 300 of them.

    Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to Blend in as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.

    &quot;Do you always run in the nude?&quot; one asked.

    &quot;Oh yes!&quot; he replied, gasping in air. &quot;It feels so wonderfully free!&quot;

    Another runner moved along side. &quot;Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?&quot;

    &quot;Oh , yes,&quot; our friend answered breathlessly. &quot;That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!&quot;

    Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried, &quot;Do you always wear a condom when you run? &quot;

    &quot;Nope.........just when it's raining.&quot;
  LMAO  ENJOY!!!!
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<title>AHHH The Cruise how wonderful!!!  hehehe</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=50960</link>
<pubDate>23-JUN-07</pubDate>
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DEAR DIARY: ..DAY ONE        
All packed for the cruise ship - all my sexiest dresses and make-up. Really excited! 

DEAR DIARY ... DAY TWO       
Entire day at sea, beautiful and saw whales and dolphins. Met the 
Captain today - seems a very nice man. 
     
DEAR DIARY .. DAY THREE        
At the pool today. Also some shuffle boarding and hit golf balls off the deck. 
Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive. 

DEAR DIARY . .DAY FOUR      
Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner 
with him in his own cabin. Had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband. 

DEAR DIARY .. DAY FIVE       
Pool again today, got sun burnt, went inside to drink at piano bar for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. Really is charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. 
He told me if I didn't let him have his way with me he would sink the ship. I was shocked. 

DEAR DIARY ... DAY SIX            
Today I saved 1600 lives. 
Twice !!!! 



HAPPY SATURDAY ALL....LOL's  LOL's

Suz/Bran~  ;)
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<title>Globaliization, a ponderation of sorts...heheheeee</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=50860</link>
<pubDate>22-JUN-07</pubDate>
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Just some humor for your Friday!!! 
Suz/Bran~ ;)  ;p  :)

Finally, a definition of globalization 
I can understand and to which 
I can relate 
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? 
Answer: Princess 
Diana's death. 
Question: How come? 

Answer: 
An English princess with 
an Egyptian boyfriend 
crashes in a French 
tunnel, driving a German car 
with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling), 
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,on Japanese motorcycles;
treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. 
This is sent to you by 
a Canadian, using Bill Gates's technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, 
that uses Taiwanese chips, and a 
Korean monitor, assembled by 
Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers, 
hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,  
and trucked to you by Mexican illegal's..... 

That, my friends, is Globalization!
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<title>Enlighten me, please....maybe</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=49380</link>
<pubDate>18-JUN-07</pubDate>
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I &quot;am not&quot; out to start anything by any stretch of the imagination. NOT ONE BIT, HOWEVER, I am curious, confused, perplexed, and just a bit lost I suppose. AND, hell, maybe I just missed da damned boat altogether here. I have had things going on in my life and have not been on as much as I was before and YES I miss it like nothing. But things 'are now' getting better! 

Maybe I just didn't see it, or maybe there was no post at all except mine and it only had 5 'views' NO replys. And that's really OK too. What I'm getting at here is the fact that on Mother's Day we were &quot;ALL&quot; wishing each other and other's were wishing us, and everyone was just wishing 'everyone' a Happy Mother's Day. 
WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO &quot;ANY&quot; WISH FOR THE DAD'S ON HERE????????
Or have I completely LOST ma damned eyesight. 'Not cross eyed yet, but may be gettin there' LOL
This was a difficult time for me, as I think it may have been (as I'm sure Mother's Day was)for many on here, but I didn't see ANY, NONE, NOTTA, not one wish for the DAD'S~!~~~  
I not only made calls to them but emailed all the Dad's I know and they were so appreciative of that small added gesture in addition to what they'd already gotten.
As I said in the very beginning of this blog, I AM NOT OUT TO START ANYTHING, NO WAY. I just don't understand why I really didn't see anything for the Dad's. What a pity too, they are a very important part of life as well. I celebrated for my deceased Father, my Father in law, my deceased husband and my oldest son, among so many yesterday!!

(**and if there were any blogs posted wishing all the Dad's a happy day, then I AM SORRY, but I must have missed it some where)

ANYWAY, I'm just venting here a bit and sorry, but thanks, and yes I removed my blog just a few minutes ago. The day is past and no need to keep it there....

Have a good day/evening everyone, you are all special to me and have really helped me through some times here. I do miss the good ole times with a lot of the 'old gang'. But its all still pretty OK and fun most times.
I'm not a member so can't keep in total touch with 'em. But I think your all really good peeps and I thank ya!!!!!

HUGZ to ALL
Suz~~ ;)
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<title>OMG, I am a Father!?!?!?!!!!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=48581</link>
<pubDate>15-JUN-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Observation of a little boy......

I 'am' a Father!

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book,and
noticed he had his collar on backwards.
The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.
The man, who was a priest, said.
'I am a Father.' The little boy
replied.'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.'
The priest looked up from his book and answered.
'I am the Father of many.'
The boy said.'My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren
and he doesn't wear his collar that way!
The priest, now getting a bit  impatient, said.'I am the Father  of hundreds'and went back to reading his  book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said.

'Maybe you should wear a condom and your pants on backwards instead of your collar.'

LOL's  LMAO!!!! 
Just loved it and wanted to pass on the humor today!!! Have a great Friday all and an awesome weekend.

HUGZ 
Suz~ ;)
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<title>Father's Day, HAPPY DAY TO ALL OF YOU.....</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=48580</link>
<pubDate>15-JUN-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
I would like to extend to 'all' the Dad's on this site, a very HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!!!!!
I wish for you all to have an awesome day with all your family members around you!!
Stay safe, take care and God Bless......
HUGZ
Suz~  ;)
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<title>Not what you &quot;think&quot; you might be reading!!!!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=45868</link>
<pubDate>30-MAY-07</pubDate>
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This came to me today from a friend, so I thought I'd just pass it along...INTERESTING reading to say the least...OMG....

From the HAYS DAILY NEWS by R. W. Yeager Norton, Ks.
 
We need to show more sympathy for these people.
They travel miles in the heat, they risk their lives crossing a 
border, they don't get paid enough wages, they do jobs that 
others won't do or are afraid to do, they live in crowded 
conditions among a people who speak a different language, they 
rarely see their families, and they face adversity all day every day.
 
I'm not talking about illegal Mexicans, I'm talking about our 
troops.
Doesn't it seem strange that the Democrats are willing to lavish 
all kinds of social benefits on illegal's, but don't support our 
troops and are now threatening to de fund them?
 

Suz~
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<title>He &quot;really&quot; told it like it IS!!!  Interesting</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=42280</link>
<pubDate>02-MAY-07</pubDate>
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(Please note that I just wanted to pass it along, as I thought it hit home on several area's for sure!!!  And in my mind, yep, he has GUTS alright! GOOD FOR HIM)


This Pastor has guts!!

Thought you might enjoy this interesting prayer given in Kansas at the opening session of their Senate. It seems prayer still upsets some people.
When Minister Joe Wright was asked to open the new session of the Kansas Senate, everyone was expecting the usual generalities, but this is what they heard:
 
&quot;Heavenly Father, we come before you today to ask your forgiveness and to seek your direction and guidance.
 
We know Your Word says, 'Woe to those who call evil good,' but that is exactly what we have done.
 
We have lost our spiritual equilibrium and reversed our values.
 
We have exploited the poor and called it the lottery.
 
We have rewarded laziness and called it welfare.
 
We have killed our unborn and called it choice.
 
We have shot abortionists and called it justifiable.
 
We have neglected to discipline our children and called it building self
Esteem.
 
We have abused power and called it politics.
 
We have coveted our neighbor's possessions and called it ambition.
 
We have polluted the air with profanity and pornography and called it
Freedom of expression.
 
We have ridiculed the time-honored values of our forefathers and called it Enlightenment.
 
Search us, Oh, God, and know our hearts today; cleanse us from every sin and set us free.
 
Amen!&quot;
 
 
The response was immediate. A number of legislators walked out during the prayer in protest. In 6 short weeks, Central Christian Church, where Rev. Wright is pastor, logged more than 5,000 phone calls with only 47 of those calls responding negatively. The church is now receiving international Requests for copies of this prayer from India, Africa and Korea.
 
Commentator Paul Harvey aired this prayer on his radio program, &quot;The Rest of the Story,&quot; and received a larger response to this program than any
Other he has ever aired.
 
With the Lord's help, may this prayer sweep over our nation and Wholeheartedly become our desire so that we again can be called &quot;one Nation under God.&quot;

If possible, please pass this prayer on to your friends. &quot;If you
Don't stand for something, you will fall for anything.&quot;
 
Think about this: If you forward this prayer to everyone on your
E-mail list, in less than 30 days it would be heard by the world.
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<title>Man, Money, Tattoo!!!???? OH MY...LMAO's</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=39300</link>
<pubDate>11-APR-07</pubDate>
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Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, &quot;Where in the hell have you been?&quot; 
Larry replies, &quot;I was out getting a tattoo.&quot; 
&quot;A tattoo?&quot; she frowned. &quot;What kind of tattoo did you get?&quot; 

&quot;I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,&quot; he said
proudly. &quot;What the hell were you thinking?&quot; she said, 
shaking her head in disdain. 

&quot;Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred Dollar bill 
tattooed on his privates?&quot; 

&quot;Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. 
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. 
Three, I like how money feels in my hand. 
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.&quot; 

Larry is recovering in room 532 at Ochsner Hospital.


HAPPY 'HUMP DAY' EVERYONE!!!!!  
LMAO here....have to get to work now....LOL's

HUGZ to all
Suz~  ;)
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<title>Heading to Daytona TODAY..........</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=33840</link>
<pubDate>04-MAR-07</pubDate>
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I was supposed to have gone yesterday, but all yuky, rainy and cold here in Jax and just NOT the best roads to be ridin the bike on all that way. SO we postponed it till today. It'll only be one day, DANG IT....but just can't do it any other way at this point. I know I have directions to meet up with Individually Wrapped, he sent where he'll be awhile back. I had another one but now can't find it....they'll be at the Leather Lady.  If there is anyone else I can meet while there, give me a holler, here first and then maybe we can exchange cell#'s and meet. I'm leaving here around 9 this morning if not a little before.
I know this is really short notice, but it seem's some of you still have (maybe I'm hoping) internet capability and will read this...just let me know if you can........

HUGZ and see ya all after while.....

Suz~  ;)
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<title>HAPPY HUMP DAY!! and its our  Bike Night here in Jax.</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=33480</link>
<pubDate>28-FEB-07</pubDate>
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Well this looks to be the BEST weather we've had for our Bike Nights in a long while.
Supposed to be clear and in the mid 60's. Our Buffalo's Cafe here in Orange Park,FL should be absolutely PACKED by the time I get there, but HECK FIRE we'll be having SOME FUN fer sure!!!!  Can't wait!!

Hope you all have a great HUMP DAY and lookie, lookie the weekend is in sight!!!! So all the 'bad' weather is supposed to hit us tomorrow and Friday.

Hugz
Suz~  ;)
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<title>Well I wrote a 'semi' nasty but firm letter</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=33420</link>
<pubDate>28-FEB-07</pubDate>
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I was so fummin yesterday that I wrote to good ole (not) BK and complained LOUDLY as I hope most of you did as well. 
It appears that our responses are back. So far I've only checked 'one' but I am in the hopes they'll get ALL our responese back on the blogs. They still DID NOT explain what may or may not have happened, but Doves an Eagles, looks like we are 
(I can only hope) back on track with our blogs!!!

Suz~  ;)
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<title>YEP mine are GONE too, LONG GONE and dang it,</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=33313</link>
<pubDate>27-FEB-07</pubDate>
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Its been only a matter of minutes since I had last checked them...WHAT IS UP WITH THIS...i TOO HOPE ITS JUST COSMETIC FOR DANGED SKIPPY ARSE SURE~!!!!!
They should let us know when they do things like this.....DANG IT....
HOLY MOLEY
Suz~
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<title>Had an AWESOME ride today....</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=32929</link>
<pubDate>24-FEB-07</pubDate>
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AHHH this wonderful Florida weather is coming back!!!! 
What a RIDE I had today!!
Today was SO GOOD, the breeze on the knees, the wind on my face the SUNSHINE!!!!! We rode out to the beaches and it was GREAT!!!  I just wanted to share this and I'm so stoked that summer is coming!!!  
I am in the hopes that the weather for Bike Week will also be great. 
A very good friend is flying home as I type this from Iraq/Tikrit through Dubai then Baghdad,London,Atlanta and finally to Daytona. Yes he has family in Daytona, but he's coming home for Bike week as well. So that's one heck of a long trip but he is SO ready to be home for a short visit.

Have a safe one and catch ya later on....

Suz~ ;)
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<title>HAPPY VALENTINES DAY ALL!! HUGZ TO YOU...</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=31682</link>
<pubDate>14-FEB-07</pubDate>
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I am all dressed up today at work and no place to go, HOWEVER, I have high hopes for something popping up later and besides, I did this FOR ME TO FEEL GOOD!!! And I DO and thats all that matters!!!
May even venture to bike night just for *giggles* ya just never know....heheheheee

Have a great, really great day all....

HUGZ to ALL
Suz~  ;)
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<title>Really, &quot;really&quot; BAD day at the office!!!!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=31560</link>
<pubDate>13-FEB-07</pubDate>
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Are you having a &quot;jellyfish bad day&quot;? 
  
  If you don't laugh out loud after you read this, you may be in a coma!
  
  This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad day at work ... think of this guy: 
  
  Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana . 
  He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.2 on FM dial in Ft. Wayne, Indiana, which was sponsoring a Worst Job Experience Contest. Needless to say, she won. 
  

 Hi Sis, 
   Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. 
  
  As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wetsuit. This time of year the water is quite cool.
  
  So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered
industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea. 
  
  It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times with no complaints. What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wetsuit. This floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi. 
  
  Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. 
  
  Within a few seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had
happened.
  
  
The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish
couldn't stick to it. However, the crack of my butt was not as
  fortunate. 
  
  When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my butt. 
  
  I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. 
His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other divers, were all laughing hysterically. 
  
  Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry
decompression.
  
When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass
helmet.
  
  
  As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter
running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for two days because my butt was swollen shut. 
  
 So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt. 

Now repeat to yourself, &quot;I love my job, I love my job, I love my job.&quot; 
Now whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself, is this a jellyfish bad day? 
  
  May you NEVER have a jelly fish bad day!
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<title>Wal-Mart Diagnosis.......OH YEAH&gt;&gt;&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=31520</link>
<pubDate>12-FEB-07</pubDate>
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Couldn't STOP laughin my butt off...loved it and thought you guys would tooo....LOL's
Suz~  ;)
 
 
 
&quot;Wal-Mart&quot; diagnosis 

One day, in line at a company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, &quot;My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor.&quot; 

&quot;Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money,&quot; Mike replies. 
&quot;There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars... a lot cheaper than a doctor.&quot; 
So Joe puts a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-mart. 
He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. 

Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow. Soak it in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-mart. 

That afternoon, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. When he got home, he mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter and his own sperm sample for good measure, and hurried to Wal-mart before it closed, eager to check the results. 

He deposited ten dollars, poured in his concoction, and awaited the results. 

The computer lights up, and ten seconds later prints the following: 

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener kit. 
(Aisle 9) 
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7) 
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. 
4 Your wife is pregnant, Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. 
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better. 

Thank you for shopping @ Wal-mart 
 
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEE
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<title>What would your response be?????  LOL</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=31020</link>
<pubDate>09-FEB-07</pubDate>
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A local country radio station here, ROOSTER Country did an on air test this morning (02/09) to see who would respond and how....They talked about how when we talk on the phone to those we love and know and then go to hang up we extend an, &quot;I love ya&quot;, or I love you or just love ya.
Well they called a hotel chain and asked about reservations and such, when done, they politely said, thanks so much, love ya.....the young lady just abruptly hung up. They called another type of business (sales I think it was) and the guy was like WHAT!!...and hung up. THEN, they called a motorcycle business here and pulled the same type of asking questions and at the end said, THANKS MAN, hey listen thanks a lot for the info really and oh yeah, love ya....the guy hesitated just a second or two and said..........................
Hey man Love you too!!!!!!!


GO FIGURE a motorcycle business!!!!!!
BIKERS ARE WONDERFULLY COMPASSIONATE!!!!
Can't tell you how hard I laughed and laughed. I loved it totally and ya know SO DID THEY!!!!  Made my Friday!  Just wanted to share !!!!!!!
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<title>Happy Valentines Day. My wish to you ALL...</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=31320</link>
<pubDate>11-FEB-07</pubDate>
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The Legend of St. Valentine

The story of St. Valentine?s Day begins in the third century with an oppressive Roman emperor and a humble Christian martyr.         The emperor was Claudius II. 
The Christian was Valentinus.
Claudius had ordered all Romans to worship twelve gods, and he had made it a crime punishable by death to associate with Christians. 
But Valentinus was dedicated to the ideals of Christ, and not even the threat of death could keep him from practicing his beliefs. He was arrested and imprisoned.
During the last weeks of Valentinnus? life a remarkable thing happened. Seeing that he was a man of learning, the jailer asked whether his daughter, Julia, might be brought to Valentinus for lessons. She had been blind since birth.
Julia was a pretty young girl with a quick mind. Valentinus read stories of Rome?s history to her. He described the world of nature to her. He taught her arithmetic and told her about God. She saw the world through his eyes, trusted in his quiet strength.
?Valentinus, does God really hear our Prayers?? Julia asked one day. 
?Yes, my child, He hears each one.? He replied.
?Do you know what I pray for every morning and every night? 
 I pray that I might see. I want to see everything you?ve told me about!?
?God does what is best for us if we only believe in Him,? Valentinus said.
?Oh, Valentinus, I do believe,? Julia said intensely.  ?I do.?
She knelt and grasped his hand. Then they prayed together.
Suddenly there was a brilliant light in the prison cell. Radiant, Julia cried , ?Valentinus, I can see! I can see!?
?Praise be to God!? Valentinus exclaimed.
On the eve of his death, Valentinus wrote a last note to Julia, urging her to stay close to God, and he signed it ?From your Valentine.?

His sentence was carried out the next day February 14, 270 A.D., near a gate that was later named Porta Valentini in his memory. He was buried at what is now the Church of Praxedes in Rome.
It is said that Julia herself planted a pink-blossomed almond tree near his grave.
Today, the almond tree remains a symbol of abiding love and friendship. On each February 14, St. Valentine?s Day, messages of affection, love and devotion are exchanged around the world.

This is my Valentine Day wish to you. You guys are the BEST!! 
May you all have a wonderful, happy and loving Valentine?s Day. May it be filled with great love sent and received, and many HUGZ!!
Sending my HUGZ n KISSES your way!

Suz~  ;)
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<title>And I Knew It Was LOVE</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=31300</link>
<pubDate>11-FEB-07</pubDate>
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In Dreams long ago
   There is a place
     We were together and we vowed
       I'll find you my mate
          And the viel covered our eyes....
         Yet our hearts would know
As mortal beings are born....there is a place
We lived apart and we listened
I'll find you my mate
   And through the viel our hearts heard....and we knew it was Love

As mortal beings die....there is a place....
A moment of seperation
     and yet we vow
I'll return my mate....and the veil removed our hearts yearn
for we know
IT IS LOVE..................


Dedicated to my good and dear friend Suzanne
Author: H. G. 08/04/1999
(this was written for me by my wonderful g/f in Hawaii and very close to the one year date of my husbands passing. I asked her what prompted her to pen this and she couldn't explain it. Still to this day can't. She said simply: It came to mind and I felt the real need to put it to paper 'for you'. A bit uncanny I suppose, but I still cherish she and her husband as my close really good friends.)Just thought I'd share so close to Valentines Day.
HUGZ
Suz~ ;)
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<title>Don't forget to check the FREEZER ...LMAO good one..hehehee</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=30780</link>
<pubDate>07-FEB-07</pubDate>
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Subject:  Don't Forget To Check The Freezer

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I Froze to Death.

2nd woman: How Horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold I began to get warm &amp; sleepy, and finally died a 
peaceful death.
What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him, but instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere
that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive.
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<title>OK, which one of you in here 'SNORES' !!????!!!  ROFLOL</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=30620</link>
<pubDate>06-FEB-07</pubDate>
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After a 'comment' was made to me by someone I know, I really got to thinking about this. I don't think I've seen it posted in the past, sssooooooo  I'll ask the question. 
Who in our lovely little (ever growing) BK family Snores?????
wink, wink, wink....fess up all....lols

Suz~ ;)
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<title>Here's  some  Proof That The World is Nuts</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=30440</link>
<pubDate>05-FEB-07</pubDate>
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Proof The World is Nuts   

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In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

(Like THAT makes sense.)
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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse.
This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

(A brick??)
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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time.
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

(Ah! Justice!)
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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England but only in tropical fish stores.

(of course!)

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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her
husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only &quot;in  places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.&quot;
(Is this a great country or what? Well . . . not as great as
Guam!)
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Who volunteers for this stuff?)
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.

(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
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Starfish don't have brains.

I know some people like that
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And, the best for last:





Turtles can breathe through their butts.
 
OMG  LMAO
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<title>Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=29722</link>
<pubDate>30-JAN-07</pubDate>
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I see that many of us on here are dog/animal lovers and by the blog Maneater posted on the 19th quite a few are dog lovers as well. SO, got this yesterday and although the pictures didn't come out and I can't figure that out, here are the Peeves anyway!!! Enjoy the reading....lol's

Ten Peeves that Dogs Have 
About Humans 


1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all !!!   

2. Yelling at me for barking.. 
I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!    


3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? 

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it! 

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. 


6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain. 


7. Taking me to the vet for &quot;the big snip&quot;, then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9.Dog sweaters. Hello ???, 
Haven't you noticed the fur? 

10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous. 


Now lay off me on some of these thing's, We both know who's boss here!!!   You don't see me picking up your poop do you ??? 


EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY.
A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.
CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!!
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<title>IF YOU WERE A LITTLE GIRL IN THE 70'S~!!!!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=29621</link>
<pubDate>30-JAN-07</pubDate>
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(I couldn't get the pictures to come through, too big I guess, so if you'd like to see this WITH the pictures, email me and I'll forward it to you)
WHAT MEMORIES....even without the pictures, but they just set it off for sure!!!  Loved this...
AND SO GOES ALONG WITH OUR THOUGHT FOR THE SLUMBER PARTY....TRIVIA.....heheheheheheee




If YOU WERE A LITTLE GIRL IN THE 70'S ...

You had that Fisher Price Doctor 's Kit with a stethoscope that actually worked.

You owned a bicycle with a banana seat and a plastic basket with flowers on it.

You learned to skate with actual skates (not roller blades) that had metal wheels.

You thought Gopher from Love Boat was cute (admit it!)

You had nightmares after watching Fantasy Island.

You had rubber boots for rainy days and Moon boots for snowy days. YEAH! ~ You owned a &quot;Slip-n-Slide&quot;,on which you injured yourself on a sprinkler head more than once.

You owned &quot;Klick-Klacks&quot; and smacked yourself in the face more than once. (Oh heck yeah an hurt like the devil too)

You had either a &quot;bowl cut&quot; or &quot;pixie,&quot; not to mention the &quot;Dorothy Hamill&quot;. People sometimes thought you were a boy.

Your Holly Hobbie sleeping bag was your most prized possession.

You wore a poncho, gauchos, and knickers.

You begged Santa for the electronic game, Simon.

You had the Donnie and Marie dolls with those pink and purple satiny shredded outfits.

You spent hours in your backyard on your metal swing set with the trapeze. The swing set tipped over at least once.

You had homemade ribbon barrettes in every imaginable color. (Oh yeah!)

You had a pair of Doctor Scholl's sandals (the ones with hard sole &amp; the buckle). You also had a pair of salt-water sandals. (is this an east coast thing??)

You wanted to be Laura Ingalls Wilder really bad; you wore that Little House on the Prairie-inspired plaid, ruffle shirt with the high neck in at least one school picture; and you despised Nellie Olson!

You wanted your first kiss to be at a roller rink.!

Your hairstyle was described as having &quot;wings&quot; or &quot;feathers&quot; and you kept it &quot;pretty&quot; with the comb you kept in your back pocket.
When you walked, the &quot;wings&quot; flapped up and down, looked like you were gonna &quot;take off&quot;

You know who Strawberry Shortcake is, as well as her friends, Blueberry Muffin and Huckleberry Pie.



You carried a Muppets lunch box to school and it was metal, not plastic. With the thermos inside!

You and your girlfriends would fight over which of the Dukes of Hazzard was your boyfriend.

YOU had Star Wars action figures, too!

It was a big event in your household each year when the &quot;Wizard of Oz&quot; would come on TV. Your mom would break out the popcorn and sleeping bags!

You often asked your Magic-8 ball the question: &quot;Who will I marry. Shaun Cassidy, Leif Garrett, or David Cassidy..?&quot;

You completely wore out your Grease, Saturday Night Fever, and Fame soundtrack record album.

You tried to do lots of arts and crafts, like yarn and Popsicle-stick God's eyes, decoupage, or those weird potholders made on a plastic loom.

You made Shrinky-Dinks and put iron-on kittens on your t-shirts!

You used to tape record songs off the radio by holding your portable tape player up to the speaker.

You had subscriptions to Dynamite and Tiger Beat.

You learned everything you needed to know about girl issues from Judy Blume books (Are you there God, It's me, Margaret.)

You thought Olivia Newton John's song &quot;Physical&quot; was about aerobics.

You wore friendship pins on your tennis shoes, or shoelaces with heart or rainbow designs.

You wanted to be a Solid Gold dancer.

You drowned yourself in Love's Baby Soft - which was the first &quot;real&quot; perfume you ever owned .. .

You glopped your lips in Strawberry Roll-on lip gloss till it almost dripped off.

PASS THIS ON TO ALL OF YOUR 30 OR 40-SOMETHING GIRLFRIENDS. IT WILL MAKE THEM SMILE TOO!!!!
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<title>LAMO, A NEW LOOK  AT SCRABBLE....OH MY, MY..</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=29578</link>
<pubDate>29-JAN-07</pubDate>
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Scrabble made difficult!!
This has got to be one of the most
clever E-mails I've received in awhile.
Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.
(wait until you see the last one)


DORMITORY
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM



PRESBYTERIAN
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER


ASTRONOMER
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER



DESPERATION
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT



THE EYES
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE



GEORGE BUSH
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE



THE MORSE CODE
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS



SLOT MACHINES
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME



ANIMOSITY
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY



ELECTION RESULTS
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT



MOTHER-IN-LAW
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER



SNOOZE ALARMS
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z'S



A DECIMAL POINT
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE



THE EARTHQUAKES
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE




ELEVEN PLUS TWO
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE



AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:



PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA:
When you rearrange the letters (With no letters left over and using each letter only once):

TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS


 
any questions?
just ask bill
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<title>OMG, I'm somehow NOT surprised....</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=29421</link>
<pubDate>28-JAN-07</pubDate>
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I just had to pass this on as I just couldn't really believe it myself...AMAZING!!! and kinda funny, but a bit scarry too...don't cha think..????  
(from my friend in CA)

Suz~  ;)


The following questions and answers were collected from last year's GCSE exam results in Swindon. These are genuine responses!! (from 16 year olds)!

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to
drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
pollutant like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends
to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and
nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A: If you are buying a house, they will insist you are well endowed.

Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A: Very important. can only happen when a male gets an election.

Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q: What is artificial insemination?
A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow. [He got an A]

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorised? (e.g. abdomen)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels,
A,E,I,O and U.

Q: What is the Fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does &quot;varicose&quot; mean?
A: Nearby.

Q: What is the most common form of birth control?
A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.

Q: Give the meaning of the term &quot;Caesarean Section.&quot;
A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome.

Q: What is a seizure?
A: A Roman emperor.

Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When you are sick at the airport

Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like
umbrellas.

Q: Use the word &quot;judicious&quot; in a sentence to show you understand its meaning.
A: Hands that judicious can be soft as your face.

Q: What does the word &quot;benign&quot; mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

Q: What is a turbine?
A: Something an Arab or Sheik wears on his head
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<title>WHAO, I have not yet checked to see if its a hoax, BUT,</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=29420</link>
<pubDate>28-JAN-07</pubDate>
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Sounds like it makes a heck of a LOT of sense to me. Knew a lot of you travel, so just in case, does cause pause for thought....
I have kept mine in the past, but did not know of this.....

Subject: FW: Hotel/Motel Key Cards

Good Information.

Now you know!

Curt


Ever wonder what is on your key card?

a. Customer's name
b. Customer's partial home address
c. Hotel room number
d. Check-in date and out dates
e. Customer's credit card number and expiration date

When you turn them in to the front desk your pe rsonal information is there for any employee to access by simply scanning the card in the
hotel scanner.

An employee can take a hand full of cards home and using a scanning
device, access the information onto a laptop computer and go shopping at your expense. Simply put, hotels do not erase the information on these cards until an employee re-issues the card to the next hotel guest. At that time, the new guest's information is electronically &quot;overwritten&quot;
on the card and the previous guest's information is erased in the overwriting process. But until the card is rewritten for the next guest, it usually is kept in a drawer at the front desk with YOUR INFORMATION
ON IT!

The bottom line is:

Keep the cards, take them home with you, or destroy them. NEVER leave them behind in the room or room wastebasket, and NEVER turn them in to the front desk when you check out of a room. They will not charge you for the card (its illegal) and you'll be sure you are not leaving a lot of valuable personal information on it that could be easily lifted off with any simple scanning device card reader.

For the same reason, if you arrive at the airport and discover you still have the card key in your pocket; do not toss it in a n airport trash basket. Take it home and destroy it by cutting it up, especially through the electronic information strip!

Information courtesy of: Pasadena Police Department.


Suz~  ;)
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<title>FLAT BELLY and Little Johnny~~</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=29173</link>
<pubDate>26-JAN-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Flat Belly
Little Johnny walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down.
The mom sees little Johnny and quickly dismounts worried about what her son has seen. So she dresses quickly and goes to find him.
Little Johnny sees his mom and asks, &quot;What were you and Dad doing?&quot;
The mother replies, &quot;Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it.&quot;
&quot;Your wasting your time,&quot; said little Johnny.
&quot;Why is that?&quot; the mom asked puzzled.
&quot;Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up.&quot;
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<title>The Divorce....letter (s)  LOL's OMG!!!!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=29172</link>
<pubDate>26-JAN-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
(from a good friend in California)
Yeee-Haaawwww

THE DIVORCE LETTER...

Dear Wife:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for 
good...!!!
I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a new hair cut, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't want sex anymore or anything. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!


Dear Ex-Husband:
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice whn you got a hair cut last week, the first thing that came to mind was &quot;You look just like a girl!&quot; but my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say anything nice. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I turned away from you when you had those new silk boxers on because the price tag was still on them. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your silk boxers were $49.99... After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.

Signed: Rich As Hell and Freeeeeeeeeeee!

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carla, my sister, was born Carl.
I hope that's not a problem


Angie
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<title>DEER HUNTERS....heheheee</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=28990</link>
<pubDate>24-JAN-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Two deer hunters were standing on a ridge near a highway in rural 
Louisiana on the opening day of deer season. They both spotted a large trophy class buck meandering towards them.  
As the one hunter raised his gun to shoot, a funeral procession came slowly by. The hunter lowered his gun, took off 
his hat and stood with 
his head bowed until the procession was past. Of 
course by then, the 
deer was long gone. 

The other hunter exclaimed &quot;Wow! That was the most sportsmanlike act I've ever seen! You allowed this trophy buck to escape 
while showing such 
compassion and kindness toward someone's dearly departed. You are a great humanitarian and a shining example to sportsmen 
throughout the world!&quot; 

The first hunter nodded and said, &quot;Well, we were married for 42 years.&quot;
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<title>OMG, LOL's Cussin at the breakfast table....</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=28860</link>
<pubDate>24-JAN-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Well, this could be and may have been for some a true slice of life...HOW FUNNY!!!

A 6 year-old and 4 year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. &quot;You know what?&quot; says the 6 year-old. &quot;I think it's about time we started cussing.&quot;

The 4 Year-olds nods his head in approval. The 6 year-old continues, &quot;When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell' and you
say something with 'ass.' The 4 year-old agrees with enthusiasm.

When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year-old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, &quot;Aw hell Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.&quot;

She gives him a good WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. She locks him in his room and shouts, You can stay in there until I let you out.&quot;

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year-old and asks with a stern voice, &quot;And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?

&quot;I don't know,&quot; he blubbers, &quot;but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios.
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<title>A HUGE Mortgage and NO BIKE?? NOT!!!....LOL'S</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=28821</link>
<pubDate>23-JAN-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed 
bicycle. His father said, 
&quot;Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house 
is $280,000 &amp; your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.&quot; The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, 
&quot;Son, where are you going?&quot; 
Little Patrick told him, 
&quot;I was walking past your room last night and heard you 
telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait 
because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage &amp; no bike!&quot;. 

Suz~  ;)
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<title>George Carlin's NEW Rules for 2007!!!  Enjoy!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=27860</link>
<pubDate>16-JAN-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
GEORGE CARLIN'S NEW RULES FOR 2007:  

New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com!   There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days -- mowing my lawn. 

New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Lobster? 

New Rule:  Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows:
Do you have two of them? Okay, we're done.

New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water?  Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water. 

New Rule: Stop screwing with old people. Target is introducing a redesigned pill bottle that's square, with a bigger label.   And the top is now the bottom.  And by the time grandpa figures out how to open it, his ass will be in the morgue.  Congratulations, Target, you just solved the Social Security crisis . 

New Rule: I'm not the cashier!  By the time I look up from sliding my card, entering my PIN number, pressing &quot;Enter,&quot; verifying the amount, deciding, no, I don't want cash back, and pressing &quot;Enter&quot; again, the kid who is supposed to be ringing me up is standing there eating my Almond Joy. 

New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual.  It's right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to &quot;beef with broccoli.&quot; The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual.  You're just high. 

New Rule: Competitive eating isn't a sport. It's one of the seven deadly sins. ESPN recently televised the U.S. Open of Competitive Eating, because watching those athletes at the poker table was just too damned exciting. What's next, competitive farting? Oh wait.  They're already doing that.  It's called &quot;The Howard Stern Show.&quot; 

New Rule: I don't need a bigger mega M&amp;Ms. If I'm extra hungry for M&amp;Ms, I'll go nuts and eat two.

New Rule: If you're going to insist on making movies based on crappy, old television shows, then you have to give everyone in the Cineplex a remote so we can see what's playing on the other screens. Let's remember the reason something was a television show in the first place is that the idea wasn't good enough to be a movie. 

New Rule: No more gift registries.  You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting. 

New Rule: And this one is long overdue: No more bathroom attendants. After I zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint like I just had sex with George Michael. I can't even tell if he's supposed to be there, or just some freak with a fetish. I don't want to be on your web cam, dude. I just want to wash my hands. 

New Rule: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear &quot;27 months.&quot;  &quot;He's two&quot; will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place. 

New Rule: If you ever hope to be a credible adult and want a job that pays better than minimum wage, then for God's sake don't pierce or tattoo every available piece of flesh. If so, then plan your future around saying, &quot;Do you want fries with that?&quot;
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<title>Too CUTE, just for laughs and have fun...enjoy!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=27301</link>
<pubDate>12-JAN-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
 
2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, &quot;I'll serve you, but don't start anything.&quot;
 
3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
 
4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
 
5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: &quot;A beer please, and one for the road.&quot;
 
6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: &quot;Does this taste funny to you?&quot;
 
7. &quot;Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'&quot; &quot;That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.&quot; &quot;Is it common?&quot; Well, &quot;It's Not Unusual.&quot;
 
8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, &quot;I was artificially inseminated this morning.&quot; &quot;I don't believe you,&quot; says Dolly. &quot;It's true, no bull!&quot; exclaims Daisy.
 
9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
 
10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
 
11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
 
12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, &quot;Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!&quot; The doctor replied, &quot;I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!&quot;

13. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
 
14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
 
15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says &quot; Dam !&quot;
 
16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
 
17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. &quot;But why,&quot; they asked, as they moved off. &quot;Because,&quot; he said, &quot;I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.&quot;
 
18. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named &quot;Ahmal.&quot; The other goes to a family in Spain ; they name him &quot; Juan .&quot; Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, &quot;They're twins! If you've seen Juan , you've seen Ahmal.&quot;
 
19. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him. (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good. . .) A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
 
20. And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did. 

S~
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<title>Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2007</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=27300</link>
<pubDate>12-JAN-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
I just thought this was cute and wanted to pass along. May or may not have been posted, and/or been around the internet already. But fun reading..........


Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2007
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: 
Hungry and Horny. 

If you see him without an erection,make him a sandwich.

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky.....
not really good for anything,
but you still can't help but smile
when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,lying in hospitals
dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase 
cost you two hundred dollars 
and a substantial tax cut 
saves you only thirty cents?

Number 2
In the 60s, people took acid 
to make the world weird. 
Now The world is weird 
and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.

Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration. 

S~
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<title>Oh gosh this  is a long one, hold on to the chest or no?</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=26360</link>
<pubDate>06-JAN-07</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
I am just asking out of a real curiosity to help me (understand his reasonings) among other things and to help a friend understand 'his' reasonings. 
OK here goes and as I said, not trying to start anything at all, just asking opinions and thoughts.

I was a rider for a year on a fat boy with no sissy bar. I totally loved it and as far as I was concerned it was 'my' responisibility to 'be focused' as to his taking off and/or stopping. He indicated from the first ride, that I was a good rider and he didn't take many riders. I felt I had to be aware totally of what was going on,(and most importantly here) as he was driving. There was a break in our friendship for about 5 months and now we are talking again and I look forward to riding with him again.(I also ride with another friend on a bigger bike 'with' a sissy bar) The subject came up when we had just finished a small ride the other night and the bike had some issues. Nothing major but there was some jerking and a couple of quick stops. Once home the talk of a sissy bar came up. I stated that either way was fine. I like them, does help the back, but either way was really OK. He indicated that if he didn't put one on, he'd really prefer that I held him across his chest during take off's and stops and at times in between rather than my just holding on at his thighs or waist. 
Now to me, having that, as I call it, death grip across the chest is oh gosh here I go, its almost like they are really so scared to be on the bike they have to hold on for dear life as it were.
I feel that by my holding at his waist or thighs and I also have my thighs (when needed) ;)tightening around his, that for me that is ok and I'm comfortable with it. I TRUST HIM. Always have from the first ride out.
But he has just now stated that he'd really prefer me to have my arms across his chest so that he is also aware of my being OK on the back.He never indicated this last year. (and he has been riding from his early teens to present, we are both the same age)

Now the 'whole' reason for this blog is to solicit thoughts and expressions from 'my BK family'. ;)
I was telling my G/F of 36 yrs about the chat with my biker friend. She knows him, likes him and all that, HOWEVER, she is not and never will be into bikes. She lovingly puts up with me and does go to bike night with me periodically. She was furious at his comments about holding tightly across the chest...NOW GUYS, she is not a basher, just has had some really bad experiences and she really is a good person, otherwise trust me, we wouldn't have been friends this long!!!
Anyway, she very firmly stated that as far as she was concerned, it was 'his' way of &quot;being in control&quot;. OMG he's a control freak tooo...... 
Well, let me tell ya I was quite surprised to hear her say this. 
I tried to point out there is a difference in what she was thinking about where a relationship is concerned and this reasoning of the chest holding on a motorcycle. I felt it was more about safety of both while out riding....she is steadfast in her thoughts though. 
SO, I'm asking what your thoughts are. Do you see it as a form of 'control'/his being in control of 'me', his controling what I do? OR as I do in being a safety type of thing? 
How do you prefer your rider to 'hold on' when there is no sissy bar or even when there is one....????
I'm also gonna ask a few friends at bike night on Wednesday......

Thanks for your input and 
HUGZ
Suz~  ;)
(in sunny Florida today...LOL's)
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<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=25960</link>
<pubDate>03-JAN-07</pubDate>
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TOO FUNNY fer sure it is....
Thought I'd share what was shared and passed to me.....LMAO

Love it...a must have for the 'Conservative' biker and his babe....heheheheheeeeee
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<title>Nope I see no real difference now.....</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=25181</link>
<pubDate>28-DEC-06</pubDate>
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I noticed at first yes they were posting immediately what I replied to and I posted a blog once I think and that never showed up. HOWEVER now I have posted replies on several only to wait 'days' and then there are a couple that its still not showing my reply to at all. 
SO, for me, naw I see no real long term change, just a short tease as far as I'm concerned. Maybe it is in who ya know or who's at the control's at any given time......LOL's  
OH WELL,,,,Happy New Year to one and ALL..... 
See ya soon...in 2007!!!!
HUGZ and be safe!
Suz~  ;)
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<title>Have a wonderful Christmas and an awesome Happy New Year</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=24540</link>
<pubDate>21-DEC-06</pubDate>
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Just want to wish everyone here, the warmest, best Christmas with your loved ones. This is not (still to this day) the easiest holiday for me either, its been 8 years since my husbands 'sudden' passing, but it feels just like yesterday.(esp.after 26 yrs OMG)

His b-day was the 23rd of Dec. so that just throws another monkey wrench in it, but with my faith, love and awesome support from family and friends, I make it. As I will continue to make it better each hour, each day and each year. I have come 'so far now' its unreal. And I am SO very proud of myself in doing so.

May you all have a wonderful, safe, happy and Blessed time! And I look forward to seeing and chattin with you all in the New Year....

Love and many HUGZ sent your way......
Suzanne (in Jax)~  ;)
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<title>Hanging out wash.........</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=20586</link>
<pubDate>19-NOV-06</pubDate>
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While waking up this brisk Florida morning (39 in the shade) I was thinking about this and not sure why so I thought I'd just post this and see how many of you remember this and/or miss it. 
I know I do...
Hanging laundry out on the line to dry and having that awesome outside fresh air smell. I have always loved when bed linens have hung out to dry in the sunshine and breeze!!! 
That and T-shirts, just miss it. If I could have a clothes line here in my subdivision, it would have been UP and have sheets on it yesterday.
Just the rambling thoughts of a Florida gal.....
Any of you remember this and/ miss it. OR do any of you still have a clothes line and do hang 'em out?

Have a great day and stay safe.....

Suz~ ;)
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<title>OMG, NOT ON MY PURSE...no no, but oh YES YES.....</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=19981</link>
<pubDate>12-NOV-06</pubDate>
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I got this just now on my personal email and although I've seen it before, it bears sharing again. Some of you may have seen it, but others may not. So just thought I'd post it.

HUGZ
Suz~  ;)

Have you ever seen this.....it's an interesting read!!!

Have you ever noticed gals who sit their purses on public restroom floors that go directly to their dining tables?  Happens a lot! It's not always the 'restaurant food' that causes stomach distress. Sometimes &quot;what you don't know 'will' hurt you&quot;! 

Read on...
Mom would get so upset when a guest came in the door and just plopped their purse down on the counter where she was cooking or setting up the buffet. She always said that purses are really dirty, because of Where they have been. Smart Momma!!!

It's something just about every woman carries with them.  While we may know what's inside our purses, do you have any idea what's on the outside?

Shauna Lake put purses to the test - for bacteria - with surprising results. You may think twice about where you put your purse. Women carry purses everywhere; from the office to public restrooms to the floor of the car. Most women won't be caught without their purses, but did you ever stop to think about where your purse goes during the day?

&quot;I drive a school bus, so my purse has been on the floor of the bus a lot,&quot; says one woman. &quot;On the floor of my car, probably in restrooms.&quot; &quot;I put my purse in grocery shopping carts, on the floor of bathroom stalls while changing a diaper,&quot; says another woman and of course in my home which should be clean.&quot; We decided to find out if purses harbor a lot of bacteria.
We learned how to test them at Nelson Laboratories in Salt Lake, then we set out to test the average woman's purse. Most women told us they didn't stop to think about what was on the bottom of their purse. Most said they usually set their purses on top of kitchen tables and counters where food is prepared. Most of the ladies we talked to told us they wouldn't be surprised if their purses were at least a little bit dirty.

It turns out purses are so surprisingly dirty, even the 
microbiologist who tested them was shocked. Microbiologist Amy Karren of Nelson Labs says nearly all of the purses tested were not only high in bacteria, but high in harmful kinds of bacteria.

Pseudomonas can cause eye infections, staphylococcus aurous can cause serious skin infections, and salmonella and ecoli found on the purses could make people very sick. In one sampling, four of five purses tested positive for salmonella, and that's not the worst of it. &quot;There is fecal contamination
on the purses,&quot; says Amy.

Leather or vinyl purses tended to be cleaner than cloth purses, and lifestyle seemed to play a role. People with kids tended to have dirtier purses than those without, with one exception. The purse of one single woman who frequented nightclubs had one of the worst contaminations of all. &quot;Some type of feces, or even possibly vomit or something like that,&quot; says Amy.

So the moral of this story - your purse won't kill you, but it does has the potential to make you very sick if you keep sitting it on places where you eat.
Use hooks to hang your purse at home and in restrooms, and don't put it on your desk, a restaurant table, or on your kitchen countertop.

Experts say you should think of your purse the same way you would a pair of shoes. &quot;If you think about putting a pair of shoes onto your countertops, that's the same thing you're doing when you put your purse on the countertops&quot; - your purse has gone where every individual before you has spat, coughed, urinated, emptied bowels, etc! Do you really want to bring that home with you?

The microbiologists at Nelson also said cleaning a purse will help.
Wash cloth purses and use leather cleaner to clean the bottom of leather
purses.

THIS IS WORTH SHARING!!!
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<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=16261</link>
<pubDate>01-OCT-06</pubDate>
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I have met a 'nice guy!' I met him just after responding to Maneater's blog on; Nice guy's.
He is the one who made the comment to my friend at the club about nice guys finishing last and she said, well nice girls also finish last. 
Well, he and I started talking that very night about that and other things, we danced and talked some more. He's the one that has taken me on the rides, invited me to Daytona for biketober fest and he's even taken me to lunch. 
He really is a nice guy and we have talked a LOT about things. Turns out we both went to the same catholic church/school.
We both know so much about Jacksonville and some of the same folks here. Nothing serious  guy's and he and I have also talked at length about that. 
I want to maintain all my friendships at this time and he's now sort of OK with that. 
I think he really wanted an exclusive relationship, but I'm not ready just yet I don't think to possibly give up all my friends not only on here, but locally. SO, in talking at length about this and he had a hard time at first with my thoughts and reasoning, then he finally came around.
I think he did so because we get along so well. He makes me laugh and I make him laugh too. He and I both smile a lot when we out and about and he's shown me a really good time when out on the bike. We are going on a night ride next weekend and I 'know' that'll be great. Weather is getting just right at night and it'll be really good!
So, I have a 'new' friend to add to my list of many good friends,  and he has a new riding buddy~

UPDATE on son:
Well while he was out doing laundry last Sunday afternoon, she went in and cleared out the apt. Left a few things and thank goodness the bed! He will stay in this apt till the end of November and then move on from there. He is taking it as well as I suppose he can and is coming over here tomorrow (Tuesday) and I know we'll have a good visit. The only thing that bothers me is that he has (aside from those he works with I guess) he has not told his older brother and nor his sister or any other part of the family. That bothers me but I guess its his decision.....He told me, because he &quot;knows MOM and he knows I'll find out one way or the other&quot;, but that's it as far as I know. **sighs here**
Well, it'll all work out I suppose. He's handling it as well as he can and he's in good spirits as far as I can tell. I'm thankful for that much.

The rides continue to be wonderful. Today went all the backroads up to Fernandina Beach, FL. It was absolutely great. PERFECT weather and great scenery. Breezy and cool in the morning and just right by afternoon when we returned!
Thanks again for letting me sound off/vent or otherwise, it helps......

I read the blogs as often as I can now. The new job continues to be a bit of a challenge but I'm handling it. Work 4 ten hour days (**) and they are packed, so I don't have (not even lunch anymore) a whole lot of time to sit back and read and respond. But I DO read them and I try to respond when I can.....

HUGZ and thanks and 
ride safe.

Suz~  ;)

(**)and then every Thursday there is the second job with every other Sat. thrown in....LOL's But hey, ALL the music to listen to I can handle!!! and a dance every now and then! And I have been known to throw the best of 'em OUT DA DOOR!!!!!  When they act out or get out of hand to much. Its all good though really. THANKS!
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<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=15580</link>
<pubDate>23-SEP-06</pubDate>
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I was going to write this shortly after it occured because it was still 'very' fresh in my mind and I was in so much awe of what I had witnessed.
However, too many things went on in my own life and I just didn't put it to paper. I did not go out dancing tonight as I usually do on Saturday nights. 
As I sit here pondering the news of yesterday from my youngest son (24 yrs old) concerning the request of his wife (just over a year married). It seems that she wants a divorce. What a shock for him truly because, bless his heart, he never saw it coming. We however, his good friends/buddies and the rest of us just knew it was only a matter of time. Interestingly enough we have been surprised it lasted this long.
I am taken back somehow, not sure why to that day I saw &quot;so much&quot; respect given a man these folks did not even know.
It was a funeral for a gentleman (family by marriage in my oldest son's in laws)who lived in/or near Folkston, GA. He had served in the Merchant Marines so many years ago, and most of that time for him although he still so loved the sea, was all but a forgotten memory. No military type of service(I for one was a bit thankful,I can't take those very well anymore. Can't really take 'any' funeral but those just bring me to...well I won't go there)just a good down home, good people type of service/funeral. After the service and we all made the &quot;long&quot; trek down the back country roads to the cemetery (beautiful ride really with the views, the sky the peacefullness) as we rode past house's, businesses and the like I was just so taken with all the respect shown. These people STOPPED what they were doing, they actually STOPPED and stood sliently, showing such respect. All cars stopped on the side of the road, minus 5 cars and two semi's and I'm telling you we passed a lot of vehicles that day. Kids stopped playing and stood for a moment. A county worker stopped his tractor, three or four men mowing with tractors, tilling their fields all stopped, took off their hats and bowed their heads slightly....I was just amazed. I have never seen such respect shown in such a manner, not to this degree. There is I suppose really no time to show that kind of respect here in the big cities. What a shame too. My oldest son and I were talking about all the repect we'd witnessed that day at the gravesite and he said, Mom, I know there was respect shown at Dad's funeral, but I've never seen anything like this.
Sorry this is so long, but I just felt the need to share that, along with of course the news of my son.
I am here for him with whatever emotional support he may need.I am his Mother after all. However, I see this as a growing, learning lesson for him. The second hardest one he's had to endure. I know in my heart it will make him a better person/man for having gone through this. We, his brother and sister and myself are all here for him. He'll make it and hopefully find a good woman in time.
Tomorrow (Sunday) morning I am headed to Daytona with a friend. Nice ride and hopefully the weather will hold up. I'll get a good dose of our Florida sunshine. Not sure if we'll just stop in Palatka or head down to Daytona for the day, either way it'll be good fun on the bike.
Thanks for letting me share and just vent a little bit but also to let everyone know that Respect is still out there, just seem's to be tucked away in little good ole folk towns......  ;) I am still wearing my red, white and blue on Fridays!!!  Proud to do so...
THANKS ALL....
Suz~ ;)
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<title>What about this one guy's !!??  The Oil Change!</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=14931</link>
<pubDate>15-SEP-06</pubDate>
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Oil Change                             
   
Oil Change instructions for Women: 
1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change. 
2) Drink a cup of coffee. 
3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. 

Money spent: 
Oil Change $20.00 
Coffee $1.00 
Total $21.00 
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Oil Change instructions for Men: 
1) Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree, write a check for $50.00. 
2) Stop by 7 - 11 and buy a case of beer, write a check for $20, drive home. 
3) Open a beer and drink it. 
4) Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands. 
5) Find jack stands under kid's pedal car. 
6) In frustration, open another beer and drink it. 
7) Place drain pan under engine. 
8) Look for 9/16 box end wrench. 
9) Give up and use crescent wrench. 
10) Unscrew drain plug. 
11) Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: splash hot oil on you in process. Cuss. 
12) Crawl out from under car to wipe hot oil off of face and arms. Throw kitty litter on spilled oil. 
13) Have another beer while watching oil drain. 
14) Spend 30 minutes looking for oil filter wrench. 
15) Give up; crawl under car and hammer a screwdriver through oil filter and twist off. 
16) Crawl out from under car with dripping oil filter splashing oil everywhere from holes. Cleverly hide old oil filter among trash in trash can to avoid environmental penalties. Drink a beer. 
17) Buddy shows up; finish case of beer with him.  Decide to finish oil change tomorrow so you can go see his new garage door opener. 
18) Sunday: Skip church because &quot;I gotta finish the oil change.&quot; Drag pan full of old oil out from underneath car. Cleverly dump oil in hole in back yard instead of taking it back to Kragen to recycle. 
19) Throw kitty litter on oil spilled during step 18. 
20) Beer? No, drank it all yesterday. 
21) Walk to 7-11; buy beer. 
22) Install new oil filter making sure to apply a thin coat of oil to gasket surface. 
23) Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine. 
24) Remember drain plug from step 11. 
25) Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan. 
26) Remember that the used oil is buried in a hole in the back yard, along with drain plug. 
27) Drink beer. 
28) Shovel out hole and sift oily mud for drain plug.  Re-shovel oily dirt into hole. Steal sand from kids sandbox to cleverly cover oily patch of ground and avoid environmental penalties. Wash drain plug in lawnmower gas. 
29) Discover that first quart of fresh oil is now on the floor. Throw kitty litter on oil spill. 
30) Drink beer. 
31) Crawl under car getting kitty litter into eyes.  Wipe eyes with oily rag used to clean drain plug. Slip with stupid crescent wrench tightening drain plug and bang knuckles on frame. 
32) Bang head on floorboards in reaction to step 31. 
33) Begin cussing fit. 
34) Throw stupid crescent wrench. 
35) Cuss for additional 10 minutes because wrench hit bowling trophy. 
36) Beer. 
37) Clean up hands and forehead and bandage as required to stop blood flow. 
38) Beer. 
39) Beer. 
40) Dump in five fresh quarts of oil. 
41) Beer. 
42) Lower car from jack stands. 
43) Accidentally crush remaining case of new motor oil. 
44) Move car back to apply more kitty litter to fresh oil spilled during steps 23 - 43. 
45) Beer. 
46) Test drive car. 
47) Get pulled over: arrested for driving under the influence. 
48) Car gets impounded. 
49) Call loving wife, make bail. 
50) 12 hours later, get car from impound yard. 

Money spent: 

Parts $50.00 
DUI $2500.00 
Impound fee $75.00 
Bail $1500.00 
Beer $40.00 
Total - - $4,165.00 

But you know the job was done right! 

SEND THIS TO WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH...... AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN 
HANDLE IT.....
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<title>HI all, I finally got this up and running....</title>
<link>http://www.BikerKiss.com/blog_messages?blog_id=14100</link>
<pubDate>05-SEP-06</pubDate>
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I have tried several times to get this danged thing going and I can only hope this time it happens.
Just wanted to 'officially' stop in and introduce myself and say HI!!!
LOVE these blogs, especially when I so need a good laugh or a chuckle, they always seem to be there at the right time...adn I have learned from them as well.
Love the Dovenators!!! You go girls!!!!
I have made some awesome friends here and hope to make more.
OK, from here in HOT, MUGGY, but SUNNY, Jacksonville, FL I'll catch ya later...
HUGZ
Suzanne/branwencarryl ;)
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