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Junie2006
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posted 11/20/2008


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Redneck Pickup Lines


1) Did you fart?
Cuz you just blew me away.

2) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
Cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
Cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
Woman - 'WHAT? '
Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would
break the ice.'

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

and...... the best for last!


13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.



JunieXXX


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ohsusieq
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commented 11/29/2008


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LMAO ONG and I heard some of those LOL


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Yeahryt
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commented 11/29/2008


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"Redneck Pickup Lines":

Nice.


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milfmom
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commented 11/25/2008


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LMAO... Laughter is the best medicine


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commented 11/23/2008


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LMAO!!!Funny as!



Junie2006
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commented 11/22/2008


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- Show quoted text -

Revolting - but true. I think I've met this man on my travels....


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PMS
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commented 11/22/2008


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JUNIEEE!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!! that was a great read this morning. Thanks for the laughs there gal.


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commented 11/21/2008


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8) Yer the best lookin cousin I got!!!


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commented 11/21/2008


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those were good...lol


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